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Old 03-20-2009, 07:35 AM   #1
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Default Yikes! Deadly spider in Bananas at Whole Foods

pretty scary. Says this thing can kill you in 25 mins.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,509876,00.html


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Old 03-20-2009, 07:36 AM   #2
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That is nasty.
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Old 03-20-2009, 07:39 AM   #3
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What good is hours of wood when you only have 25 min to live?
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Old 03-20-2009, 07:43 AM   #4
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Old 03-20-2009, 07:46 AM   #5
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What good is hours of wood when you only have 25 min to live?
The family gets a discount from a female mortician?
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Old 03-20-2009, 07:47 AM   #6
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Default Re: Yikes! Deadly spider in Bananas at Whole Foods

Can we really say there is such a thing as an uncomfortable erection?

It's like a, a "hummer". Even if it's bad, it's still a hummer...
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Old 03-20-2009, 07:52 AM   #7
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The spider part is definitely NOT cool, but neither is the fact that article really got hooked on men's erections.
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Old 03-20-2009, 07:58 AM   #8
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see this is why I stick to processed foods.
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:00 AM   #9
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nature's viagra?
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:14 AM   #10
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:16 AM   #11
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I think I got bit by one of those last night!
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:28 AM   #12
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I think I got bit by one of those last night!
well a new direction to this thread has clearly sprung up
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:28 AM   #13
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Where is St. Lou Stu at? He could make millions off one bite!

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I think I got bit by one of those last night!
Maybe it was hiding in your banana hammock.
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Old 03-20-2009, 01:29 PM   #15
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Okay, that just begs this ...

A beautiful woman walks up to a man at a bar and says
Do you have a wandering Brazilian spider in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Updated: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/deadly_sp...dmcM.vcPAazJV4
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Old 03-20-2009, 02:54 PM   #17
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I think I got bit by one of those last night!
Butyou had the anti-venom?
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I had to clean my laptop after reading that...
Im hoping it was saliva you were cleaning? geez all this talk about erections got somebody all worked up!
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My wife used to work at Pier 1, and they used to find Scorpions and other insects from all over the world.

Only think that surprises me about whole foods is that they not only caught the spider, but they also identified it. Or mis-identified it as it may seem.
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