Gonna have to develop a new site-specific lexicon

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As in: "Welcome to the Cell Block, strap a suit on and sit a spell" or "Your Thorazine is ready, you freaking lunatic!"

When you get a lot of time/posts in, do you become a Bull or a Raging Lunatic? Are the founders properly referred to as "wardens?"

Then there is the big question: will there be conjugal visits?

Perhaps I need to develop a Shawshank Redemption-based avatar...