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Old 08-16-2018, 12:01 PM   #1
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I was walking home last night and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery.

Three girls walked up and explained that they were afraid to walk past the cemetery at night and could I walk with them. Of course, I agreed.

I told them, "I understand ... I used to get freaked out when I was alive too".

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Old 08-16-2018, 02:13 PM   #3
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