How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? - Page 2

captain53 · 04-22-2010, 04:32 AM

Funny Post - I got about 12-15 months worth of cigars and ammunition based on moderate Zombie attack and probably 6 months supply for the worst attack possible.

lightning9191 · 04-22-2010, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by loki

not long enough....need to stock up on ammo and cigars

Anytime a package shows up of either I always use the excuse of a zombie apocalypse. My wife seems to handle it much better seeing me stocking up to protect her from the hellish onslaught of the undead. It works much better than saying "I haven't tried these yet."

lightning9191 · 04-22-2010, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by wolfandwhisky

what if the zombies liked cigars, and you could toss cigars at them to slow them down if they are chasing you? like throwing raw meat to a angry junkyard dog?

how many bundles could you go through before you'd have to start throwing your more prized sticks?

Unless the zombies are able to herf with me without eating my brains I'm not sharing my cigars with them. Plus you would just have a herd of mooching zombies following you around. Congratulations on becoming the Pied Piper of the zombie apocalypse.

replicant_argent · 04-22-2010, 06:36 AM

define the ratio of cigars:zombies:ammo: coffee : rum/day and we may be able to discuss this intelligently. All else is simple supposition.

shilala · 04-22-2010, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

define the ratio of cigars:zombies:ammo: coffee : rum/day and we may be able to discuss this intelligently. All else is simple supposition.

I will admit that I'm shamefully low on ammo, though. I'm thinking I'd only last a month or two if I was fending off a bpocalypse. An apocalypse, probably not more than a week or two, provided I shoot straight.

shilala · 04-22-2010, 07:16 AM

I do have lots of coffee and cigars. If any of you guys have extra ammo, cmon over and hang. You should probably call first. And wear something sexy. You'll have a lot better chance of getting through the bullets.

KenyanSandBoa · 04-22-2010, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by sodomanaz

Would the smoke attract the zombies? Would the glow of the lit cigar give away your location? Where exactly are we hiding out? Is it well ventilated?

All valid questions...

If there was a zombie apocalypse I would probably want to go out Hollywood style and be buring a cigar at all times while I raise hell on the undead. I'm thinking I could a couple of months out my humis at that rate.

n3uka · 04-22-2010, 08:04 AM

Nothing like a good after brain cigar

GreekGodX · 04-22-2010, 08:05 AM

Now would the zombies reach Cuba? First sign of zombie attack I'm heading to Cuba and taking over the cigar factories. That way no worries about cigars or rum

Then I'd take a huge Yacht to the middle of the Atlantic and just chill until you guys handled the zombies.

elderboy02 · 04-22-2010, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

Considering how much ammo I've got, I'd probably run out of zombies before I ran out of cigars.

Emjaysmash · 04-22-2010, 08:30 AM

Lol, I think Id probably last 2 months with my stock now.

spectrrr · 04-22-2010, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Don Fernando

I don't know what drugs you are on, but you might want to stop

Well now that you mention it.....

5 scientific reasons zombie apocalypse could actually happen

Who says it's all idle theory?

Time to stock up on the ammo and cigars

KenyanSandBoa · 04-22-2010, 09:44 AM

This tread is killing me.

I love the fact that the topic of "Zombie Apocalypse" is the most stimulating discussion I've had all day.

Jack Straw · 04-22-2010, 10:02 AM

At the current smoking rate, probably a year and a half. Pipe tobacco, on the other hand, about 10.

Coz77 · 04-22-2010, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MTBAlex

Are these the brain eating zombies? Or are they more like beetlejuice? Cause beetlejuice would likely enjoy a cigar and we can just smoke peacefully together.

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for beetlejuice

Which beetlejuice are we talking about here

...cause from the looks of it Beetlejuice from the Stern show would probably eat your cigar before he ate your brains...Take a look at that poor Ashton.

or

kenstogie · 04-22-2010, 11:16 AM

beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice.

wolfandwhisky · 04-22-2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Coz77

Sat next to him on a flight to NY... he was with a guy who looked like Anthony Bourdain.

He struck me as a cranky guy. Would throw bundle sticks at him, for sure.

Skywalker · 04-22-2010, 11:49 AM

The BABOTL have it all planned out!!!

Our cigars would last at least a week, after that we smoke Arganese, Ratters is supply artillery and ammo, Greg's bringing the wine, Bob's got the CCs covered, and we are taking over Sierra Nevada Brewery!!!

Hell, that already sound's like one of our Herfs!!!

alwayslit · 04-22-2010, 11:56 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnrizaO-X00.....take care of business. Have a relaxing smoke after.

brigey57 · 04-22-2010, 12:04 PM

It's all in theory mind you, but not long enough. If an apocalypse zombie attack would occur today, I'd be lighting and torching the zombies so they could track the smoke to the very crisp dead zombies!! Then I would smoke for about six months and then I'd have to track out some new smokes...ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

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Originally Posted by sodomanaz

Would the smoke attract the zombies? Would the glow of the lit cigar give away your location? Where exactly are we hiding out? Is it well ventilated?

04-22-2010, 04:32 AM	#21
captain53 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Lake of the Ozarks & Austin, TX Posts: 1,333 Trading: (3)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Funny Post - I got about 12-15 months worth of cigars and ammunition based on moderate Zombie attack and probably 6 months supply for the worst attack possible.

04-22-2010, 06:36 AM	#24
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? define the ratio of cigars:zombies:ammo: coffee : rum/day and we may be able to discuss this intelligently. All else is simple supposition. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

04-22-2010, 07:16 AM	#26
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? I do have lots of coffee and cigars. If any of you guys have extra ammo, cmon over and hang. You should probably call first. And wear something sexy. You'll have a lot better chance of getting through the bullets. __________________

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n3uka Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The house on the corner Posts: 685 Trading: (30)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Nothing like a good after brain cigar

04-22-2010, 08:05 AM	#29
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,893 Trading: (82)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Now would the zombies reach Cuba? First sign of zombie attack I'm heading to Cuba and taking over the cigar factories. That way no worries about cigars or rum Then I'd take a huge Yacht to the middle of the Atlantic and just chill until you guys handled the zombies. __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

04-22-2010, 08:30 AM	#31
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Lol, I think Id probably last 2 months with my stock now. __________________

04-22-2010, 09:44 AM	#33
KenyanSandBoa The Nightman Cometh... Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Jim Location: Massholia Posts: 1,463 Trading: (74)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? This tread is killing me. I love the fact that the topic of "Zombie Apocalypse" is the most stimulating discussion I've had all day. __________________ I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears.

04-22-2010, 10:02 AM	#34
Jack Straw Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Andrew Location: Brooklyn Posts: 111 Trading: (3)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? At the current smoking rate, probably a year and a half. Pipe tobacco, on the other hand, about 10. __________________ Overkill is consistently more fun.

04-22-2010, 11:16 AM	#36
kenstogie following the whiterabbit Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Albany, NY Posts: 1,325 Trading: (3)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice. __________________ I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

04-22-2010, 11:49 AM	#38
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? The BABOTL have it all planned out!!! Our cigars would last at least a week, after that we smoke Arganese, Ratters is supply artillery and ammo, Greg's bringing the wine, Bob's got the CCs covered, and we are taking over Sierra Nevada Brewery!!! Hell, that already sound's like one of our Herfs!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

04-22-2010, 11:56 AM	#39
alwayslit Welcome to the madness Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Jim Location: DC/Tampa Posts: 482 Trading: (14)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnrizaO-X00.....take care of business. Have a relaxing smoke after.