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Old 01-27-2014, 07:28 PM   #1
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A Koala bear visiting Miami decides to pick up a prostitute for the night. He and the prostitute spend the entire night having sex and in the morning the prostitute demands her money and the Koala bear refuses to pay her. So, the prostitute tries to explain to him what a prostitute is so she tells him to look up the definition of a prostitute. She shows him that the definition says a prostitute is a man or woman who sells his or her body for sexual purposes and afterwards money is then exchanged for services. The Koala bear grabs the dictionary and shows the prostitute the definition of a Koala bear.

Koala bear; Eats bushes and leaves
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Old 01-27-2014, 07:53 PM   #2
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