Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?

[GWN]

I just walked out my front door at dusk and smacked my head on a hanging flower basket, pissing off a gigantic wasp that promptly attacked my melon.
It hasn't been a good day.

[lostark374]

Lit Cigarette in the Grass Bare foot... oh yeah it keeps burning because the grass keeps it from being smothered. hurts pretty good at the time and having a burn on the bottom of your foot keeps it fresh in your mind for a week or so.

[TheDudeAbides]

My 4 year old daughter recently got a 10 pack of plastic Halloween vampire teeth. Needless to say finding those with the arch of yer foot at 0-dark-30 is a rotten way to start the day.
-Dude
{To my lovely wife - Next time buy glow in the dark vampire teeth}