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Old 08-10-2014, 02:31 PM   #1
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I could not access my account.


SENIOR TRYING TO SET PASSWORD

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

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USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

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USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiv eMeAccessNow!

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USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourA ssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

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Old 08-10-2014, 02:42 PM   #2
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Old 08-10-2014, 02:50 PM   #3
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Old 08-10-2014, 05:24 PM   #4
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Old 08-10-2014, 06:04 PM   #5
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Old 08-12-2014, 11:45 AM   #6
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Old 08-12-2014, 12:07 PM   #8
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