Retired Marine

Fordman4ever · 09-16-2013, 04:14 AM

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a
high school teacher.
Just before the school year started, he injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part
of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and
wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the
toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks,
having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine,
were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his
discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher
opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a
strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and
stapled the tie to his chest.

Dead silence.....
The rest of the year went very smoothly.

kelmac07 · 09-16-2013, 05:07 AM

big_jaygee · 09-16-2013, 06:02 AM

STEVE S · 09-16-2013, 07:00 AM

stearns · 09-16-2013, 07:30 AM

nice

CigarNut · 09-16-2013, 07:38 AM

Dave128 · 09-16-2013, 08:28 AM

Sweet!

09-16-2013, 04:14 AM	#1
Fordman4ever Redneck driving a ricer!! Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Earl Location: A place too cold to smoke outside Posts: 2,508 Trading: (26)	Retired Marine A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. Dead silence..... The rest of the year went very smoothly. __________________

09-16-2013, 05:07 AM	#2
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09-16-2013, 06:02 AM	#3
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09-16-2013, 07:00 AM	#4
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09-16-2013, 07:30 AM	#5
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09-16-2013, 07:38 AM	#6
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09-16-2013, 08:28 AM	#7
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