Vy Nodt?!

massphatness · 05-23-2017, 06:17 AM

It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry and then went into town to pick up her dry cleaning. "Gootness, its hotter den hell today," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street.

She passed a tavern and thought to herself, "Vy nodt." She walked in and quietly took a seat at the end of the bar. The bartender walked up to her and said, "And what would you like to drink today?"

"Vell ya know," Helga said in a timid voice, "I don't usually go into da bars, but today I vill make an exception. It iss zo hot, I tink I vill have myself a beer."

The bartender smiled at Helga and asked, "Anheuser Busch?"

Helga blushed and said; "Vell, it's fine tanks, und how's yur viener"

CigarNut · 05-23-2017, 07:51 AM

AdamJoshua · 05-23-2017, 08:22 AM

I think I'm smiling but i can't tell with most of my face numb.

Steve · 05-23-2017, 09:33 AM

big_jaygee · 05-23-2017, 09:36 AM

Hahaha!

Porch Dweller · 05-23-2017, 10:12 AM

Tio Gato · 05-23-2017, 05:45 PM

longknocker · 05-23-2017, 06:21 PM

Good One, Vin!

markem · 05-23-2017, 07:25 PM

Vell, it'd be a long nekker

05-23-2017, 06:17 AM	#1
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,688 Trading: (206)	Vy Nodt?! It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry and then went into town to pick up her dry cleaning. "Gootness, its hotter den hell today," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought to herself, "Vy nodt." She walked in and quietly took a seat at the end of the bar. The bartender walked up to her and said, "And what would you like to drink today?" "Vell ya know," Helga said in a timid voice, "I don't usually go into da bars, but today I vill make an exception. It iss zo hot, I tink I vill have myself a beer." The bartender smiled at Helga and asked, "Anheuser Busch?" Helga blushed and said; "Vell, it's fine tanks, und how's yur viener" __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

05-23-2017, 07:51 AM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,038 Trading: (111*)	Re: Vy Nodt?! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

05-23-2017, 08:22 AM	#3
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,778 Trading: (40)	Re: Vy Nodt?! I think I'm smiling but i can't tell with most of my face numb.

05-23-2017, 09:33 AM	#4
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Vy Nodt?! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

05-23-2017, 09:36 AM	#5
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Vy Nodt?! Hahaha!

05-23-2017, 10:12 AM	#6
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,152 Trading: (24)	Re: Vy Nodt?!

05-23-2017, 05:45 PM	#7
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: Vy Nodt?! __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

05-23-2017, 06:21 PM	#8
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,113 Trading: (82)	Re: Vy Nodt?! Good One, Vin!

05-23-2017, 07:25 PM	#9
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,504 Trading: (47)	Re: Vy Nodt?! Vell, it'd be a long nekker

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