Elevator fun

csbrewfisher · 05-29-2009, 10:59 AM

FUN THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

~ When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

~ Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

~ Swat at flies that don't exist.

~ Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,
"Got enough air in there?"

~ Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

~ Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong
ones.

~ Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the passengers.

~ Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.

~ Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is my personal space!"

~ Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

~ Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

G G · 05-29-2009, 11:01 AM

ade06 · 05-29-2009, 11:16 AM

lol

kelmac07 · 05-29-2009, 11:25 AM

Guaranteed fit for a straightjacket!!!

csbrewfisher · 05-29-2009, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Guaranteed fit for a straightjacket!!!

Perfect for the Assylum, dontcha think?

Col. Kurtz · 05-29-2009, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Guaranteed fit for a straightjacket!!!

Or arrest under the Patriot Act....

karmaz00 · 05-29-2009, 12:39 PM

lol

05-29-2009, 01:31 PM

I learned a neat trick when I get on an elevator and do not want to stop on different floors when I need to get to mine in a hurry,,,,,press the floor number you want and then keep your finger on the button that closes the elevator door until you get to your floor.

WildBlueSooner · 05-31-2009, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cigary

I learned a neat trick when I get on an elevator and do not want to stop on different floors when I need to get to mine in a hurry,,,,,press the floor number you want and then keep your finger on the button that closes the elevator door until you get to your floor.

You are that jackass

05-29-2009, 10:59 AM	#1
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Elevator fun FUN THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR ~ When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. ~ Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. ~ Swat at flies that don't exist. ~ Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" ~ Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play. ~ Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. ~ Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. ~ Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. ~ Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!" ~ Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" ~ Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

05-29-2009, 11:01 AM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: Elevator fun

05-29-2009, 11:16 AM	#3
ade06 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ade Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,190 Trading: (24)	Re: Elevator fun lol

05-29-2009, 11:25 AM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Elevator fun Guaranteed fit for a straightjacket!!!

05-29-2009, 12:39 PM	#7
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05-29-2009, 01:31 PM	#8
Cigary Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Elevator fun I learned a neat trick when I get on an elevator and do not want to stop on different floors when I need to get to mine in a hurry,,,,,press the floor number you want and then keep your finger on the button that closes the elevator door until you get to your floor.