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Old 05-11-2009, 10:02 AM   #1
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LAKELAND, Fla. (AP) - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day.
Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.
The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.
Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities said he broke wind in class.
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Old 05-11-2009, 10:02 AM   #2
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nutty.
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Old 05-11-2009, 10:03 AM   #3
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lol mental bastids
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Old 05-11-2009, 10:42 AM   #4
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I would have been given the death penalty in school
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Old 05-11-2009, 10:44 AM   #5
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LOL... I suspended three boys last week for sticking their heads out the bus window after someone passed gas! It was all I could do to keep a straight face.
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Old 05-11-2009, 07:40 PM   #6
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pnoon would still be trying to complete first grade!
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What is funnier than a fart when you are a kid?
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Old 05-12-2009, 05:02 AM   #8
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What is funnier than a fart when you are a kid?
Or when you are an adult male.
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