missing cigar

karmaz00 · 04-23-2009, 01:01 PM

A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him "Why is the front of your shirt all bloody"

His customer answers in a slurred voice "My wife caught me with another woman and cut off my penis."

"Oh come on" replies the bartender.

The customer then says "If you don't believe me, I'll show you."

He proceeds to rifle through his suitcase and pulls out this long thin thing and lays it on the bar.

The bartender bends down and looks closely and says "Why this is just a cigar".

The customer looks puzzled and says "I have it here somewhere" and proceeds to fumble through his other pockets and comes up with another long thin thing and placing it on the bar, and says " See that".

The bartender again inspects it closely and says "You asshole that's just another cigar."

Now the customer staggers backward and steadies himself , leaning on the bar and with awareness in his shaky voice says "Son of a *****, I must have smoked it!"

WildBlueSooner · 04-23-2009, 03:37 PM

that is sick!

wrench turner 85 · 04-23-2009, 03:45 PM

wtf

dunng · 04-23-2009, 03:46 PM

Sick! I like it!

lightning9191 · 04-23-2009, 05:27 PM

MedicCook · 04-23-2009, 09:31 PM

CBI_2 · 04-24-2009, 09:37 PM

And I've been called a sick puppy.

kugie · 04-24-2009, 10:02 PM

Funny

Pat1075 · 04-24-2009, 10:05 PM

thats just wrong

04-23-2009, 01:01 PM	#1
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	missing cigar A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him "Why is the front of your shirt all bloody" His customer answers in a slurred voice "My wife caught me with another woman and cut off my penis." "Oh come on" replies the bartender. The customer then says "If you don't believe me, I'll show you." He proceeds to rifle through his suitcase and pulls out this long thin thing and lays it on the bar. The bartender bends down and looks closely and says "Why this is just a cigar". The customer looks puzzled and says "I have it here somewhere" and proceeds to fumble through his other pockets and comes up with another long thin thing and placing it on the bar, and says " See that". The bartender again inspects it closely and says "You asshole that's just another cigar." Now the customer staggers backward and steadies himself , leaning on the bar and with awareness in his shaky voice says "Son of a *****, I must have smoked it!" __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

04-23-2009, 03:37 PM	#2
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: missing cigar that is sick! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

04-23-2009, 03:45 PM	#3
wrench turner 85 I'm the Ocho Cinco! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 276 Trading: (0)	Re: missing cigar wtf __________________ dam you party liquor

04-23-2009, 03:46 PM	#4
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: missing cigar Sick! I like it! __________________ MassHole Banter

04-23-2009, 05:27 PM	#5
lightning9191 I think I'm normal... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Posts: 1,007 Trading: (8)	Re: missing cigar __________________ I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.

04-23-2009, 09:31 PM	#6
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: missing cigar __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

04-24-2009, 09:37 PM	#7
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: missing cigar And I've been called a sick puppy. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

04-24-2009, 10:02 PM	#8
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: missing cigar Funny __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

04-24-2009, 10:05 PM	#9
Pat1075 Feeling at Home Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Patrick Location: Lakewood, OH Posts: 755 Trading: (11)	Re: missing cigar thats just wrong