The Marines met a Ranger

markem · 03-19-2011, 09:36 PM

A battalion of marines was on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone army ranger standing at attention at the top of a hill.

The CO was curious so he sent a marine up to see what was going on.
As the marine approached the ranger sprinted into the woods, and the marine followed.

Yelling and screaming could be heard coming from the woods, seconds later the Ranger stepped out and stood back at attention.

The CO was still curious so he sent a squad up to investigate.

The ranger ran into the woods and after some yelling and screaming, came back out and stood at attention again.

Now the CO was angry so he sent an entire Platoon up to the top of the hill.
The ranger ran into the woods.

He emerged moments later after some more yelling and screaming with no sign of the marines anywhere.

The CO had had enough, he sent the entire battalion of marines charging up the hill.

The ranger ran into the woods. More yelling and screaming and this time some gunfire.

Finally a terribly wounded marine crawled out of the woods and reported back to the CO.

The CO inquired "Do you mean to tell me that one army ranger destroyed an entire battalion of marines?"

The marine replied "no sir, it was a trick, there were two of them."

kelmac07 · 03-19-2011, 09:47 PM

McSmokey · 03-21-2011, 10:53 AM

massphatness · 03-21-2011, 11:41 AM

Bao is NOT going to be happy with this one.

G G · 03-21-2011, 11:54 AM

shilala · 03-21-2011, 11:59 AM

That's brutal. The funniest one I ever heard was...
"Do you know why the Navy takes Marines with them every time they go out to sea?"
"Cause sheep would be way too obvious."

Mugen910 · 03-21-2011, 12:07 PM

I've heard this before but it was with a Marine Private and a Battalion of Rangers.

HollywoodQue · 03-21-2011, 01:09 PM

Very funny!!

bvilchez · 03-21-2011, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen910

I've heard this before but it was with a Marine Private and a Battalion of Rangers.

and it was a Battalion Reinforced(REIN)

guitar4001 · 03-21-2011, 01:58 PM

i don't think that it would take two rangers to stomp a Marine BN. Three is easier to believe.

Ranger_B · 03-21-2011, 06:51 PM

I approve! I love this one!

enlightenedcigar · 03-21-2011, 07:06 PM

As soon as I saw this I thought of Frank lol

TheTraveler · 03-21-2011, 07:44 PM

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha.

heh.

03-19-2011, 09:36 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,546 Trading: (47)	The Marines met a Ranger A battalion of marines was on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone army ranger standing at attention at the top of a hill. The CO was curious so he sent a marine up to see what was going on. As the marine approached the ranger sprinted into the woods, and the marine followed. Yelling and screaming could be heard coming from the woods, seconds later the Ranger stepped out and stood back at attention. The CO was still curious so he sent a squad up to investigate. The ranger ran into the woods and after some yelling and screaming, came back out and stood at attention again. Now the CO was angry so he sent an entire Platoon up to the top of the hill. The ranger ran into the woods. He emerged moments later after some more yelling and screaming with no sign of the marines anywhere. The CO had had enough, he sent the entire battalion of marines charging up the hill. The ranger ran into the woods. More yelling and screaming and this time some gunfire. Finally a terribly wounded marine crawled out of the woods and reported back to the CO. The CO inquired "Do you mean to tell me that one army ranger destroyed an entire battalion of marines?" The marine replied "no sir, it was a trick, there were two of them." __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

03-19-2011, 09:47 PM	#2
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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: The Marines met a Ranger

03-21-2011, 11:59 AM	#6
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: The Marines met a Ranger That's brutal. The funniest one I ever heard was... "Do you know why the Navy takes Marines with them every time they go out to sea?" "Cause sheep would be way too obvious." __________________

03-21-2011, 12:07 PM	#7
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: The Marines met a Ranger I've heard this before but it was with a Marine Private and a Battalion of Rangers. __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

03-21-2011, 01:09 PM	#8
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,120 Trading: (46)	Re: The Marines met a Ranger Very funny!!

03-21-2011, 01:58 PM	#10
guitar4001 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Paul Location: Between Goldsboro, NC and Africa Posts: 359 Trading: (0)	Re: The Marines met a Ranger i don't think that it would take two rangers to stomp a Marine BN. Three is easier to believe.

03-21-2011, 06:51 PM	#11
Ranger_B Have My Own Room Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Frank Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,321 Trading: (31)	Re: The Marines met a Ranger I approve! I love this one!

03-21-2011, 07:06 PM	#12
enlightenedcigar Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Billy Location: Seabrook, TX Posts: 123 Trading: (2)	Re: The Marines met a Ranger As soon as I saw this I thought of Frank lol __________________ Wreck'em Tech and go Broncos!!!!

03-21-2011, 07:44 PM	#13
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: The Marines met a Ranger Ha ha ha. Ha ha. heh. __________________ "My life is my own."