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Old 07-15-2016, 04:35 PM   #4501
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He'll have fun explaining that one to his daughters. That is, if he can find anyone willing to procreate with him.
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Old 07-15-2016, 04:47 PM   #4502
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Shocking

SO what that's like permanent instructions for "the shocker"?
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Old 07-15-2016, 06:10 PM   #4503
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University of North Texas ... you had one job.

Wasn't Dokk a professor here before moving to Iowa?
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Old 07-15-2016, 06:29 PM   #4504
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Wasn't Dokk a professor here before moving to Iowa?
Yes. His ex is still there.
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Old 07-16-2016, 08:04 PM   #4505
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Old 07-16-2016, 08:40 PM   #4506
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The kid would be less disappointed if Mom could spell "hear".
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Old 07-16-2016, 08:45 PM   #4507
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I here that.
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Old 07-16-2016, 09:30 PM   #4508
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The kid would be less disappointed if Mom could spell "hear".
There's a catch for you, can't trust the internet for anything, time to make my own.
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Old 07-16-2016, 09:58 PM   #4509
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Why is his mother texting him instead of talking to him???

And does mom not know how to tell time? Phone says 7:33PM, not 12:00AM.
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Oh everyone is a freaking critic LLOL
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Old 07-16-2016, 10:07 PM   #4512
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Oh everyone is a freaking critic LLOL
Well, we did find it funny.
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Old 07-19-2016, 01:33 PM   #4513
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Old 07-19-2016, 02:01 PM   #4514
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Old 07-19-2016, 03:00 PM   #4515
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The one below that one is also odd!
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Old 07-19-2016, 07:32 PM   #4516
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Lol, I hadn't read that.
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Old 07-21-2016, 09:57 PM   #4517
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Remember the object of the game is to remain on #3 for as long as possible. Of course, there are some who will cheat and try to have #4 filled with the contents of #4.
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Old 07-23-2016, 08:32 PM   #4519
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Also helps stop the spread of STDs!
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Ever have one of those days ...

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