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Old 03-09-2012, 02:15 PM   #61
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There were a few dried eggs, but no spiders crawling out. I think I would have freaked right out.
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Yeah I definitely would have thrown it and screamed.
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Old 03-09-2012, 03:35 PM   #62
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(I have to believe I'm the biggest pansy on planet Earth when it comes to spiders)

Arr not really i heard a story from some of the army guys i know dunno if its true or not but suppository one of the native spiders in iraq decides to crawl up next to the hatch on his challenger so he knifes it then proceeds to leg it from the tank and up a telegraph pole for the entire base to see.

So hay thats nothing if the army brats are terrified of them.
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:31 PM   #63
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.... Reaver is that even English?
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:35 PM   #64
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Arr not really i heard a story from some of the army guys i know dunno if its true or not but suppository one of the native spiders in iraq decides to crawl up next to the hatch on his challenger so he knifes it then proceeds to leg it from the tank and up a telegraph pole for the entire base to see.

So hay thats nothing if the army brats are terrified of them.
They are called camel spiders and Fvck them. They will charge at you if they feel challenged
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:37 PM   #65
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Arr not really i heard a story from some of the army guys i know dunno if its true or not but suppository one of the native spiders in iraq decides to crawl up next to the hatch on his challenger so he knifes it then proceeds to leg it from the tank and up a telegraph pole for the entire base to see.

So hay thats nothing if the army brats are terrified of them.
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.... Reaver is that even English?
Suppository that's English
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:39 PM   #66
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They are called camel spiders and Fvck them. They will charge at you if they feel challenged
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Suppository that's English
I put it into Google Translate and got nothing
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:42 PM   #67
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:46 PM   #68
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I put it into Google Translate and got nothing
I have to ask did you have the Spanish version of Google up again?
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:49 PM   #69
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No, I had it set to English to English
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:50 PM   #70
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Okay before anything is said i am done joking on this topic
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:58 PM   #71
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Default Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.

I think the spider part is not the concern...but the twigs are...pretty big miss..
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Old 03-09-2012, 06:08 PM   #72
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Default Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.

Reaver used the word "suppository" instead of "supposedly"

Now, whether or not he did it on purpose is a question.
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Old 03-09-2012, 06:15 PM   #73
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I wasn't reffering to what you said haha. I meant his whole post. I can't understand it.
He kicked a Spider onto a Telephone poll to warn other spiders?
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Old 03-09-2012, 06:17 PM   #74
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Oh

If it means anything, I didn't understand it at all either
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Old 03-09-2012, 06:22 PM   #75
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Who does???

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The twigs seem to be the worst part. I mean, maybe **** happens with the Spider?
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Old 03-09-2012, 06:25 PM   #76
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i think that the spider would not have messed up the cigar for the most part. But the twigs would have changed the whole smoke. As in the burn and i have never tried to smoke a stick anyone want to tell me what that is like lol
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.... Reaver is that even English?

You managed to read it didn't you even if it did take 20 seconds of your life away.

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Old 03-09-2012, 08:10 PM   #78
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Old 03-09-2012, 08:33 PM   #79
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zomg! look at those "tree trunks"

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Actually- this would be a helluva title for a horror flic!

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