spam subject lines

markem · 07-31-2009, 10:58 AM

I don't open known or suspected spam, but I do occasionally scan the subject lines. Some of them are hilarious. What's some of the best you've gotten recently.

My contribution is this little gem:

Gladiator Fights Online

Made me think of the movie Airplane.

07-31-2009, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

Gladiator Fights Online

Made me think of the movie Airplane.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Mr. Ed · 07-31-2009, 11:09 AM

I got this one a few weeks ago:

is shaq going to eat lebron?

csbrewfisher · 07-31-2009, 11:19 AM

These were all quarantined by my filtering company overnight. *WARNING* They are not obscene, but they are suggestive.

"Every extra inch in your pants means an extra number in your phone"

"A bigger rod will show you a shorter road to success"

"Revivify your desire"

"We offer wide selection of soft at low prices"

"The more inches you have the more times your lady will hit the point"

"Every man would give up his brain for a decent size"

"Every woman will keep your great size in her memory"

massphatness · 07-31-2009, 11:27 AM

A quick review of the spam folder shows:

"Request for Proposal"

wait ... no, that was from my client.

Guess we're not getting that job.

elderboy02 · 07-31-2009, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SchizoFilly

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

jjirons69 · 07-31-2009, 01:18 PM

They're crafty. They misspell words so our filter at work doesn't detect them.

Orgassm
Viagrea
Erektions

Watch her orgassm to giant viagrea erektions!!!

mikeyj23 · 07-31-2009, 01:51 PM

"Going for a big fishing is easy when you have a big bait in your pants."

kugie · 07-31-2009, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SchizoFilly

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

I picked the wrong week to stop Sniffing Glue.

SDmate · 07-31-2009, 02:06 PM

hayseed Help that breeds arousal victories impassiblenesss

BFallehy · 07-31-2009, 02:20 PM

Looking through the spam mail box I spotted

"Your Woody will amaze her"

lightning9191 · 07-31-2009, 03:57 PM

Here's some from mine:

F-cking fill this form
Bum Fights 4 online
Click or cats gonna die
Somebody in your apartment
CALL me NOW

Why do mine seem like a serial killer is spamming me?

The Poet · 07-31-2009, 04:31 PM

"I speak jive" - but you already knew that.

Col. Kurtz · 07-31-2009, 05:10 PM

My favorite spam subject:

"Your monthly Pvff newsletter has arrived!"

kugie · 07-31-2009, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Poet

"I speak jive" - but you already knew that.

concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

Tripp · 07-31-2009, 07:51 PM

Some of my faves that I've gotten at work:

I read your mail

It seems you're fired

Pick up after ashlee simpson!

bigloo · 07-31-2009, 08:51 PM

Just in...

"Power up your meat cigar"

I have saved it as proof

csbrewfisher · 08-04-2009, 10:20 AM

New today...

1. With a big stick you will be king of the beach. (Are longboards back?)

2. The longer your instrument is the more power it has. (it's why I have a really long guitar)

3. You would never have to travel south if you had a bigger shaft. (You mean I could stay up north?)

4. The bigger the tool in your pants, the bigger man you feel. (not going there...)

5. Caution! Our medicine is extremely cheap and effective. (I'll be careful!)

6. Get noticed with a sexy Acai Burn body

7. Bear, Bear!

8. Every extra inch gives her extra chance for reaching final destination. (especially if her destination is only inches away)

9. boblet gauds

10. Be her insatiable Tarzan

Don Fernando · 08-04-2009, 12:19 PM

I got once recenty that said "I f*ck my wife and my girlfriend 5 times a day, you can do that too" so I replied " seriously dude? I can f*ck your wife and girlfriend 5 times a day, awesome, thanks, please send me their addresses"

Tio Gato · 08-04-2009, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Fernando

I got once recenty that said "I f*ck my wife and my girlfriend 5 times a day, you can do that too" so I replied " seriously dude? I can f*ck your wife and girlfriend 5 times a day, awesome, thanks, please send me their addresses"

I get a lot of "Want a bigger P3N15?"

07-31-2009, 10:58 AM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,516 Trading: (47)	spam subject lines I don't open known or suspected spam, but I do occasionally scan the subject lines. Some of them are hilarious. What's some of the best you've gotten recently. My contribution is this little gem: Gladiator Fights Online Made me think of the movie Airplane. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

07-31-2009, 11:09 AM	#3
Mr. Ed A horse is a horse... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ed...duh Location: THE Burgh Posts: 499 Trading: (6)	Re: spam subject lines I got this one a few weeks ago: is shaq going to eat lebron?

07-31-2009, 11:19 AM	#4
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: spam subject lines These were all quarantined by my filtering company overnight. *WARNING* They are not obscene, but they are suggestive. "Every extra inch in your pants means an extra number in your phone" "A bigger rod will show you a shorter road to success" "Revivify your desire" "We offer wide selection of soft at low prices" "The more inches you have the more times your lady will hit the point" "Every man would give up his brain for a decent size" "Every woman will keep your great size in her memory" __________________ http://www.facebook.com/csbrewfisher

07-31-2009, 11:27 AM	#5
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,688 Trading: (206)	Re: spam subject lines A quick review of the spam folder shows: "Request for Proposal" wait ... no, that was from my client. Guess we're not getting that job. __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

07-31-2009, 01:18 PM	#7
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: spam subject lines They're crafty. They misspell words so our filter at work doesn't detect them. Orgassm Viagrea Erektions Watch her orgassm to giant viagrea erektions!!! __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

07-31-2009, 01:51 PM	#8
mikeyj23 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Michael Location: Texas Posts: 635 Trading: (10)	Re: spam subject lines "Going for a big fishing is easy when you have a big bait in your pants."

07-31-2009, 02:06 PM	#10
SDmate I <3 to S.H.I.T Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve AKA mate Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 853 Trading: (3)	Re: spam subject lines hayseed Help that breeds arousal victories impassiblenesss __________________ Canterbury Crusaders- Super 12 Champions- 1998 1999 2000 2002 2005 Super 14 Champions- 2006 2008 Canterbury- ITM Cup Champions-2008-2012 New Zealand ALL BLACKS RWC Champions- 1987 2011

07-31-2009, 02:20 PM	#11
BFallehy Feeling at Home Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Brian Location: Santa Rosa, CA Posts: 587 Trading: (12)	Re: spam subject lines Looking through the spam mail box I spotted "Your Woody will amaze her"

07-31-2009, 03:57 PM	#12
lightning9191 I think I'm normal... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Posts: 1,007 Trading: (8)	Re: spam subject lines Here's some from mine: F-cking fill this form Bum Fights 4 online Click or cats gonna die Somebody in your apartment CALL me NOW Why do mine seem like a serial killer is spamming me? __________________ I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.

07-31-2009, 04:31 PM	#13
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: spam subject lines "I speak jive" - but you already knew that.

07-31-2009, 05:10 PM	#14
Col. Kurtz Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jerry Location: South Appleton Posts: 1,839 Trading: (26)	Re: spam subject lines My favorite spam subject: "Your monthly Pvff newsletter has arrived!" __________________ Artillery Lends Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be a Vulgar Brawl

07-31-2009, 07:51 PM	#16
Tripp Pepin Ho of the NorthWest Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tripp Location: Portland, OR Posts: 487 Trading: (5)	Re: spam subject lines Some of my faves that I've gotten at work: I read your mail It seems you're fired Pick up after ashlee simpson! __________________ Make sure you visit the chat! Newcomers welcome. Pete_Johnson: Tripp get the ** out of here with that bull** Benchmade. C'mon Son!

07-31-2009, 08:51 PM	#17
bigloo Crazy like a fox Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Lu Location: Rose City Posts: 905 Trading: (27)	Re: spam subject lines Just in... "Power up your meat cigar" I have saved it as proof

08-04-2009, 10:20 AM	#18
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: spam subject lines New today... 1. With a big stick you will be king of the beach. (Are longboards back?) 2. The longer your instrument is the more power it has. (it's why I have a really long guitar) 3. You would never have to travel south if you had a bigger shaft. (You mean I could stay up north?) 4. The bigger the tool in your pants, the bigger man you feel. (not going there...) 5. Caution! Our medicine is extremely cheap and effective. (I'll be careful!) 6. Get noticed with a sexy Acai Burn body 7. Bear, Bear! 8. Every extra inch gives her extra chance for reaching final destination. (especially if her destination is only inches away) 9. boblet gauds 10. Be her insatiable Tarzan __________________ http://www.facebook.com/csbrewfisher

08-04-2009, 12:19 PM	#19
Don Fernando Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ferdinand Location: Singapore Posts: 10,064 Trading: (29)	Re: spam subject lines I got once recenty that said "I fck my wife and my girlfriend 5 times a day, you can do that too" so I replied " seriously dude? I can fck your wife and girlfriend 5 times a day, awesome, thanks, please send me their addresses" __________________ check out my reviews on my blog.