It's Time for Blonde Jokes

TXRebel · 10-29-2008, 12:50 PM

A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

10-29-2008, 01:11 PM

I think you'll get a lot more responses if you set up a thread for jokes about Texans.

I mean, come on, with blonde jokes you've got limited material to work with, basically that they're dumb. Thats it.

Texan jokes? Hell, you've got their clothes, their hats, their boots, their animal fetishes (steers, sheep, etc), their redneckery, intelligence levels, the way they walk, the way they talk.....why, it's a veritable cornacopia of joke material

But, that's just MHO, carry on.

10-29-2008, 12:50 PM	#1
TXRebel Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Cary Location: Texas Posts: 1,274 Trading: (12)	It's Time for Blonde Jokes A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said.... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS. __________________ "The government turns every contingency into an excuse for enhancing power in itself."

10-29-2008, 01:11 PM	#2
Resipsa Guest Posts: n/a	Re: It's Time for Blonde Jokes I think you'll get a lot more responses if you set up a thread for jokes about Texans. I mean, come on, with blonde jokes you've got limited material to work with, basically that they're dumb. Thats it. Texan jokes? Hell, you've got their clothes, their hats, their boots, their animal fetishes (steers, sheep, etc), their redneckery, intelligence levels, the way they walk, the way they talk.....why, it's a veritable cornacopia of joke material But, that's just MHO, carry on.