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Old 02-26-2022, 07:54 PM   #1
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A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Ryan"

Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Ryan Jay Robinson. He's a bloke who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Ryan Jay Robinson, every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Ryan Jay Robinson. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing bloke."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Ryan Jay Robinson, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow. Some bloke then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Ryan, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Ryan Jay Robinson."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Ryan. He died. I'm married to his widow."
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Old 02-26-2022, 10:13 PM   #2
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Old 02-27-2022, 07:31 AM   #3
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Old 02-27-2022, 08:53 AM   #4
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Can i ask for a refund for the time i spent reading that? I would say God bless you Mark but right now i don't feel like asking Him to. I want my 30 seconds back! Oh well God bless you!........i guess....
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Old 02-28-2022, 08:01 AM   #6
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Can i ask for a refund for the time i spent reading that? I would say God bless you Mark but right now i don't feel like asking Him to. I want my 30 seconds back! Oh well God bless you!........i guess....
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