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Old 06-16-2009, 07:18 AM   #1
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Default Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars

So my youngest, Mitch, gets a summer job as a "bar back" at a local banquet facility. He is responsible to keep the bartenders stocked with whatever they need. Makes a nice buck for his own spending money which helps out a great deal these days.

How does is this related to the cigar world? Well I'll tell ya how. Seems the other night he saw a bridesmaid who was trying to cut some cigars for her bridal party. Seeing she was having a bit of a hard time and knowing how to cut cigars (not to mention she was very easy on the eyes) Mitch offers to help. I know, what a guy. Anyway, after the cigars were cut and the damsel in distress was happy she offers him a tip of twenty bucks for the help. Mitch declines, she insists, Mitch declines telling her it's no problem he was glad to help. So she reaches over and stuffs the twenty down the front of his paints, looks him in the eye and says, "thank you" and leaves!

He still has a smile on his face.

Moral of the story, I think, is to make sure your sons know how to cut a cigar at an early age. You just never know when a pretty girl might need a hand.
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:25 AM   #2
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ha! Great story! Good for him!
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:27 AM   #3
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Haha awesome story! I love it when hot girls put money down my pants!
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:29 AM   #4
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Awesome, I bet he hasn't washed that area since.
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:29 AM   #5
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So, this one time...at band camp....yeah I got nothing - but I did LMAO at this!
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:32 AM   #6
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Haha awesome story! I love it when hot girls put money down my pants!
i know its awesome isnt it i have to fight them off sometimes theres so meny then i wake up
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:40 AM   #7
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Girls certainly weren't like that when we were younger were they AL?
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:43 AM   #8
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glad to see hes a ladies man just like the old man!!

good for Mitch!!
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:47 AM   #9
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You just never know when a pretty girl might need a hand.
If I read the story right, it's Mitch that got the hand ...

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Old 06-16-2009, 07:47 AM   #10
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Well done Dad, way to teach the young lad important life skills.





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Old 06-16-2009, 08:00 AM   #11
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That's awesome, LOL!
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Ha! nice!
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:22 AM   #13
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That's an awesome story Al.

If I have kids, they will be trained early in how to do things like that. Cut and light a cigar. Offering a light to a lady. Pour a beer and mix drinks. All the nice touches. Even better if they get to do it for a pretty girl.
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:27 AM   #14
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and he didn't slip her his phone number why.....
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Sounds like your young apprentice is well on his way..
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and he didn't slip her his phone number why.....
Cuz he has his mother's looks and his father's brains.











Sorry, Al. That was too easy.
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Cuz he has his mother's looks and his father's brains.











Sorry, Al. That was too easy.
least he didn't get his fathers looks! the entire bar would be sent running for this hills!

also tell Mitch to make sure they're paying him properly. I know when I barbacked I got screwed royally in terms of tips and payment.
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:38 AM   #18
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That is awesome Al. Hopefully he gets more nice tips like that this summer.
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Sorry, Al. That was too easy.


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You just never know when a pretty girl might need a hand.

or give one for that matter....
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