What song lyrics do you commonly quote?

SmokeyJoe · 08-05-2011, 08:42 PM

I have a few, but one that still makes my wife laugh is when I get exasperated at people doing foolish things and I say:

"Clowns to the left of me... Jokers to my right...
Here I am - Stuck in the middle with you."

- Stealers Wheel

The Poet · 08-06-2011, 10:43 AM

Accessing my inner @$$hole for a moment, please note I not only know all the lyrics to Tequila, but I often comment to others with the chorus from Hey Jude . . . Nah nah nah nanny nah nah, nanny nah nah.

But to give a serious response to my brother Joe:

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel
Like I been tied to the whippin' post,
Tied to the whippin' post,
Tied to the whippin' post . . .

Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'.

Ogre · 08-06-2011, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

I have a few, but one that still makes my wife laugh is when I get exasperated at people doing foolish things and I say:

"Clowns to the left of me... Jokers to my right...
Here I am - Stuck in the middle with you."

- Stealers Wheel

Love that song.

Buckcherry- crazy BIOTCH

Queen- Another One Bites The Dust

Silound · 08-06-2011, 11:16 AM

I don't so much as quote songs, but I have a bad habit of picking a bad for a day and singing every song by them I know all day.

It annoys me even, but I can't stop or else the little green men start trying to talk to me again.

jonumberone · 08-06-2011, 11:32 AM

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints" - Billy Joel

SvilleKid · 08-06-2011, 11:33 AM

To my children's chagrin, when they "wanted" something that was un-needed:

You don't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes
You just might find
You get what you need

It was quoted enough that all I had to say was "You know what Mick Jagger says", and they would groan, and give up on whatever outrageous "need" they were pushing!

G G · 08-06-2011, 12:20 PM

I'm off to see the wizard

The Poet · 08-06-2011, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey

I'm off to see the wizard

You'd almost have to be.

jsnake · 08-06-2011, 01:08 PM

http://youtu.be/EXDUU4MOZF4

08-06-2011, 01:11 PM

" I am the Warlock!
I am the Warlock!
I'm going to **** your mind up!"- Jack Black/ Probot hidden track

Ogre · 08-06-2011, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey

I'm off to see the wizard

In your ruby reds???

DMK · 08-06-2011, 02:15 PM

Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip its been.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE

cort · 08-06-2011, 03:19 PM

I wanna **** you like an animal.

-Nine Inch Nails

bruceolee · 08-06-2011, 03:20 PM

"She stares off alone into the night
With the eyes of one who hates for just being born"

It's in my head most days thanks to my ex-girlfriend as it perfectly describes her. Scarry...

Mr.Maduro · 08-06-2011, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

To my children's chagrin, when they "wanted" something that was un-needed:

You don't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes
You just might find
You get what you need

I actually used that one today on my 3 year old daughter!

markem · 08-06-2011, 03:22 PM

Not commonly, but I have been known to say this to people who complain a lot

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em

Aporschaguy · 08-06-2011, 03:24 PM

I'm here for a good time not a long time... Trooper

08-06-2011, 03:25 PM

"Life's a b!tch, and then you die."

pnoon · 08-06-2011, 03:35 PM

I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas. I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. I've got lots and lots of lire and the deutschemark's getting dearer and my dollar bills can buy the Brooklyn bridge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sor9GzivGbk

markem · 08-06-2011, 03:44 PM

When someone is acting particularly silly, I typically respond with

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay

08-05-2011, 08:42 PM	#1
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	What song lyrics do you commonly quote? I have a few, but one that still makes my wife laugh is when I get exasperated at people doing foolish things and I say: "Clowns to the left of me... Jokers to my right... Here I am - Stuck in the middle with you." - Stealers Wheel __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

08-06-2011, 10:43 AM	#2
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote? Accessing my inner @$$hole for a moment, please note I not only know all the lyrics to Tequila, but I often comment to others with the chorus from Hey Jude . . . Nah nah nah nanny nah nah, nanny nah nah. But to give a serious response to my brother Joe: Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel Like I been tied to the whippin' post, Tied to the whippin' post, Tied to the whippin' post . . . Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'.

08-06-2011, 11:16 AM	#4
Silound ex-CS Swamp Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere in a swamp, south of sanity Posts: 802 Trading: (15)	Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote? I don't so much as quote songs, but I have a bad habit of picking a bad for a day and singing every song by them I know all day. It annoys me even, but I can't stop or else the little green men start trying to talk to me again. __________________ Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers!

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jonumberone Raw Dog Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Dom Location: Exit 8A Posts: 6,476 Trading: (62)	Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote? "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints" - Billy Joel __________________ Sex junkie looking for a dealer

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SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote? To my children's chagrin, when they "wanted" something that was un-needed: You don't always get what you want But if you try sometimes You just might find You get what you need It was quoted enough that all I had to say was "You know what Mick Jagger says", and they would groan, and give up on whatever outrageous "need" they were pushing! __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote? I'm off to see the wizard

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jsnake Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Jake Location: Your mom's house Posts: 1,309 Trading: (22)	Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote? http://youtu.be/EXDUU4MOZF4

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harryhausen Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote? " I am the Warlock! I am the Warlock! I'm going to **** your mind up!"- Jack Black/ Probot hidden track

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DMK S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Darryl Location: Hamilton, ON. Canada. Posts: 2,743 Trading: (86)	Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote? Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip its been. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE __________________ Darryl, SOB...

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cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote? I wanna **** you like an animal. -Nine Inch Nails

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bruceolee King of Rants Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Jason Location: South Florida Posts: 1,227 Trading: (1)	Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote? "She stares off alone into the night With the eyes of one who hates for just being born" It's in my head most days thanks to my ex-girlfriend as it perfectly describes her. Scarry... __________________ “When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon

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markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,541 Trading: (47)	Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote? Not commonly, but I have been known to say this to people who complain a lot You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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Aporschaguy Two sheets to the wind! Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Adam Location: Great white north Posts: 218 Trading: (0)	Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote? I'm here for a good time not a long time... Trooper __________________ "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

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ChicagoWhiteSox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote? "Life's a b!tch, and then you die."

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pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote? I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas. I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. I've got lots and lots of lire and the deutschemark's getting dearer and my dollar bills can buy the Brooklyn bridge. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sor9GzivGbk __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

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markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,541 Trading: (47)	Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote? When someone is acting particularly silly, I typically respond with I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx