Newlyweds

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A couple enjoyed a beautiful wedding day filled with family, friends and fun.

Following the reception, the two were whisked off to the airport where they enjoyed each other’s company in a beautiful locale for a week.

On the plane ride home from the honeymoon, the new wife tapped her new husband on the shoulder and said, “I think it’s time for you to stop smoking cigars. In fact, you might as well sell all of your cigars.”

The husband, befuddled, replied, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

Taken aback, the new bride asked, “I thought you said you haven’t been married before?”

The husband’s reply was succinct. “I haven’t.”