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Old 12-07-2021, 09:06 AM   #1
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The Three Unwritten Rules of Life are:

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Old 12-07-2021, 12:59 PM   #2
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The Three Unwritten Rules of Life are:

1. Don't eat where you sh!t!

2. Don't mess with your wifes sister!

3. If your gun misfires "don't look down the barrel!
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Old 12-08-2021, 06:33 AM   #3
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The Three Unwritten Rules of Life are:

1. Don't eat where you sh!t!

2. Don't mess with your wifes sister!

3. If your gun misfires "don't look down the barrel!
Those are "written" rules...
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Those are "written" rules...
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