New York Mets 2012 Banter - Page 4

BigAsh · 12-08-2011, 10:45 AM

Like a train wreck Chris....you can't help but look!

yachties23 · 12-08-2011, 11:19 AM

More or less Keith.

I mean I've abandoned this team until the Wilpon family is forced to sell it.. I'm currently a free agent, and listening to offers..

After today I'm expecting the Angels to offer me 50 million over 4 years.

BigAsh · 12-15-2011, 12:21 PM

Some Met banter revival...

On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?"
Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied by raising their hands, except for one little boy, Mac.

The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little boy?" Mac replied, "I'm a Phillies and Red Sox fan and I hate the Mets."

The teacher asked why and Mac told her that his parents were Phillies/Red Sox fans, so he was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Mac's parents were idiots, what would that make him?"

Mac chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"....

....I'll be here all season folks...don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses

jonumberone · 12-15-2011, 12:24 PM

Chris, you get that 50 Mil from the halos?

kelmac07 · 12-15-2011, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BigAsh

Some Met banter revival...

On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?"
Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied by raising their hands, except for one little boy, Mac.

The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little boy?" Mac replied, "I'm a Phillies and Red Sox fan and I hate the Mets."

The teacher asked why and Mac told her that his parents were Phillies/Red Sox fans, so he was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Mac's parents were idiots, what would that make him?"

Mac chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"....

....I'll be here all season folks...don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses

yachties23 · 12-15-2011, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jonumberone

Chris, you get that 50 Mil from the halos?

I'm holding out on the cubs...

MedicCook · 12-15-2011, 09:10 PM

kelmac07 · 12-17-2011, 09:16 AM

Mets signed left-handed pitcher Chuck James to a Minor League contract and invited him to Spring Training. James, 30, posted a 6.10 ERA during a brief stay in Minnesota's bullpen last summer, also compiling a 3-2 record, one save and a 2.30 ERA over 62 2/3 innings with the organization's Triple-A Rochester affiliate.

After being non-tendered Monday, Mike Baxter is back with the Mets. The club re-signed the 27-year-old outfielder to a Minor League contract Friday. He will be invited to Major League Spring Training as part of the deal.

Why haven't we offered Cody Ross a deal yet??? He'd be a perfect fit for right field.

jonumberone · 12-17-2011, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Why haven't we offered Cody Ross a deal yet??? He'd be a perfect fit for right field.

I think Duta is the plan for RF.
The mets need to spend $ to fill holes before they start trying to upgrade positions.

kelmac07 · 12-17-2011, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by jonumberone

I think Duta is the plan for RF.
The mets need to spend $ to fill holes before they start trying to upgrade positions.

Duda is their plan for RF...offensively he is fine, defensively...not so much. and I am sure you are absolutely right in trying to plug holes before upgrading. I really dislike Torres playing CF. We need a SS and LOADS of pitching. I believe Tejada is a better fit at 2B than SS and is bat has not come around. Again, it's gonna be a long year.

jonumberone · 12-17-2011, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Again, it's gonna be a long year.

Don't worry, I'll be here for you all year!

kelmac07 · 12-17-2011, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jonumberone

Don't worry, I'll be here for you all year!

Between you and Keith, that's why it's gonna be a long year.

BigAsh · 12-19-2011, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Between you and Keith, that's why it's gonna be a long year.

yourchoice · 12-19-2011, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BigAsh

Some Met banter revival...

On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?"
Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied by raising their hands, except for one little boy, Mac.

The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little boy?" Mac replied, "I'm a Phillies and Red Sox fan and I hate the Mets."

The teacher asked why and Mac told her that his parents were Phillies/Red Sox fans, so he was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Mac's parents were idiots, what would that make him?"

Mac chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"....

....I'll be here all season folks...don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses

Except the Red Sox part!

kelmac07 · 12-22-2011, 07:18 PM

Nats land Gio Gonzalez...pretty much assuring my beloved Mets a 5th place finish in the NL East.

Oh, and we signed Rob Johnson (defensive specialist cather...lifetime .197 hitter) to a minor league deal...

Hey Sandy Alderson...WAKE THE F*&^ UP!!!

mase · 12-22-2011, 08:04 PM

Another brutal year in our future.

yourchoice · 12-22-2011, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mase

Another brutal year in our future.

Music to my ears!

yachties23 · 12-23-2011, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by yourchoice

Music to my ears!

You wonder why i told you Philly fans are the worst sort of people...

BigAsh · 12-23-2011, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by yachties23

You wonder why i told you Philly fans are the worst sort of people...

Chris, on that note....

A Mets fan walks into a bar in Philly and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

yachties23 · 12-23-2011, 03:54 PM

LOL Keith... that was good...

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Originally Posted by BigAsh

Chris, on that note....

A Mets fan walks into a bar in Philly and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

12-08-2011, 10:45 AM	#61
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,044 Trading: (46)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter Like a train wreck Chris....you can't help but look! __________________ Keith

12-08-2011, 11:19 AM	#62
yachties23 The Belly of the Beast Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Chris Location: New York City Posts: 568 Trading: (15)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter More or less Keith. I mean I've abandoned this team until the Wilpon family is forced to sell it.. I'm currently a free agent, and listening to offers.. After today I'm expecting the Angels to offer me 50 million over 4 years. __________________ Lover of the One and Only, New Castle Brown Ale

12-15-2011, 12:21 PM	#63
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,044 Trading: (46)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter Some Met banter revival... On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?" Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied by raising their hands, except for one little boy, Mac. The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little boy?" Mac replied, "I'm a Phillies and Red Sox fan and I hate the Mets." The teacher asked why and Mac told her that his parents were Phillies/Red Sox fans, so he was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Mac's parents were idiots, what would that make him?" Mac chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!".... ....I'll be here all season folks...don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses __________________ Keith

12-15-2011, 12:24 PM	#64
jonumberone Raw Dog Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Dom Location: Exit 8A Posts: 6,475 Trading: (62)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter Chris, you get that 50 Mil from the halos? __________________ Sex junkie looking for a dealer

12-15-2011, 09:10 PM	#67
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

12-17-2011, 09:16 AM	#68
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter Mets signed left-handed pitcher Chuck James to a Minor League contract and invited him to Spring Training. James, 30, posted a 6.10 ERA during a brief stay in Minnesota's bullpen last summer, also compiling a 3-2 record, one save and a 2.30 ERA over 62 2/3 innings with the organization's Triple-A Rochester affiliate. After being non-tendered Monday, Mike Baxter is back with the Mets. The club re-signed the 27-year-old outfielder to a Minor League contract Friday. He will be invited to Major League Spring Training as part of the deal. Why haven't we offered Cody Ross a deal yet??? He'd be a perfect fit for right field. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-22-2011, 07:18 PM	#75
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter Nats land Gio Gonzalez...pretty much assuring my beloved Mets a 5th place finish in the NL East. Oh, and we signed Rob Johnson (defensive specialist cather...lifetime .197 hitter) to a minor league deal... Hey Sandy Alderson...WAKE THE F&^ UP!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"*

12-22-2011, 08:04 PM	#76
mase Undead Recruiter Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Kevin Location: The city that works....against you Posts: 845 Trading: (9)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter Another brutal year in our future.