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Old 11-25-2018, 07:39 AM   #1
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Default The Irish Pub

A guy is walking down the street and finds an Irish bar unknown to him. Outside a blackboard displays the daily specials.

Cheese Sandwich $1.50
Ham and Cheese Sandwich $2.50
Handjob $10.00

He quickly checks his funds and enters the pub. There he sees the most beautiful redhead tending bar. She asks "Can I help you?"
He replys "Are you you the one that gives the handjobs?"
She purrs "Yes I am sweetheart."
He says "Great, now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich"
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Old 11-25-2018, 10:35 AM   #2
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Old 11-25-2018, 12:20 PM   #3
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Old 11-25-2018, 01:10 PM   #4
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Old 11-25-2018, 01:16 PM   #5
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Old 11-25-2018, 01:51 PM   #6
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Hahahahaha
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Old 11-25-2018, 01:58 PM   #7
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Guess the guy prefers his sammich without Miracle Whip.
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Old 11-25-2018, 07:36 PM   #8
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