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Old 11-10-2008, 12:46 PM   #1
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Default The ID Ten error

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11
year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked
him to come over.

Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He
replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten
T error? What's that? In case I need to f ix it again.'

Richard grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'

'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T.

And I used to like the little sh*t.
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Old 11-10-2008, 01:22 PM   #2
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Similar to the CKI problem.
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Old 11-10-2008, 01:29 PM   #3
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PEBKAC...
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Old 11-10-2008, 01:29 PM   #4
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pen fifteen club?
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Old 11-10-2008, 02:15 PM   #5
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Very good... that will get some usage here.
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Old 11-10-2008, 06:43 PM   #6
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Nice!
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Old 11-10-2008, 06:52 PM   #7
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Old 11-10-2008, 07:18 PM   #8
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Very good... that will get some usage here.

I will be using it in my office all the time.
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Old 11-10-2008, 07:21 PM   #9
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picnic problem....




























problem in chair not in computer
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Old 11-10-2008, 08:09 PM   #10
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picnic problem....

problem in chair not in computer
Also see PEBKAC.

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.
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Old 11-11-2008, 02:19 PM   #11
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Similar to the CKI problem.
Okay...ya got me on this one...and don't forget CRS syndrome...
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Old 11-11-2008, 02:30 PM   #12
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Okay...ya got me on this one...and don't forget CRS syndrome...
CKI = Chair/Keyboard Interface

and CRAFT. (Can't Remember A F**king Thing)
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and the nerds come out
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and the nerds come out
Just remember, without us, none of you would be here.
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Old 11-11-2008, 02:38 PM   #15
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Reminds me of the blond and the missing 7IO cap joke.
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Old 11-14-2008, 01:24 PM   #16
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Just remember, without us, none of you would be here.
Dad?? is that you???
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Old 11-14-2008, 01:39 PM   #17
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Dad?? is that you???
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Just remember, without us, none of you would be here.
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Old 11-14-2008, 02:47 PM   #19
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That's funny.
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and CRAFT. (Can't Remember A F**king Thing)
I have that one. I called one of our suppliers, forgot who I was calling so I came out with the 'Hi this is Matt from TexCigars' in a really energetic voice. Apparently I'm not supposed to drink the bong water from what he told me.
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