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Old 08-14-2010, 01:57 PM   #21
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10. We open doors for women. That's applied to all women, regardless of age.
(this one needs to be expanded a bit)

...or hair color. We will probably open it for anybody, including other men. It's called courtesy, learn some.
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Old 08-15-2010, 11:47 AM   #22
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Pac NW still sticks to these rules too - well maybe not all of Seattle, but the rest of the region last I was there.

AZ is still doing ok on these rules, although a refresher would probably be helpful.
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Old 08-15-2010, 12:44 PM   #23
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the rule about the "opener" is incomplete. At least for us real men in mn. Opener will refer to deer season, fishing season, and duck season. or any other season giving us license to kill and eat delicious wild animals. Don.t expect local businesses to be open during these times. We'd rather be open christmas day than opening day of fishing.
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Old 08-15-2010, 06:02 PM   #24
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the rule about the "opener" is incomplete. At least for us real men in mn. Opener will refer to deer season, fishing season, and duck season. or any other season giving us license to kill and eat delicious wild animals. Don.t expect local businesses to be open during these times. We'd rather be open christmas day than opening day of fishing.
Opening day of fishing? It's year round down here.
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Old 08-17-2010, 08:13 AM   #25
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Opening day of fishing? It's year round down here.
We have a thing called ice up here! It's designed to protect the fish from being targeted during the spawn since winter can be brutal to some species.
We do have ice fishing though which is nice because you don't need to pack your beer in a cooler.
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Old 08-17-2010, 02:18 PM   #26
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Urban Rule #4: If your briefcase is chained to your wrist, you possess something of value. If your wallet is chained to your belt, you do not.
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Old 08-18-2010, 11:24 AM   #27
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Those are great!!
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