Fiber One and work

jjirons69 · 07-06-2009, 03:27 PM

Yep, here I am again, fighting of the effects of Fiber One bars. Those 1.4 oz bars can produce 90 lbs of CO2 in a day's time. They must be a miracle of modern science. The doc told me to add more fiber to my diet so the wife's been buying these things for a while. They're tasty as hell, but my gracious, do they wreck me. I spend an hour a day crop dusting the hallways. I figured I'd eventually get used to them. Not. It sucks when you're stuck somewhere, your gut's boiling, and you have no where to degas. Late afternoon meetings kill me.

The Poet · 07-06-2009, 03:29 PM

Kill you? Kill YOU? What about the innocent?

Scottw · 07-06-2009, 03:29 PM

I am crying right now that's how fooking funny this post was. Thanks, I needed it.

St. Lou Stu · 07-06-2009, 03:30 PM

This gives me an idea for my Tuesday 3:30 meeting!

07-06-2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Scottw

I am crying right now that's how fooking funny this post was. Thanks, I needed it.

I laughed so hard I started coughing.

Whee · 07-06-2009, 03:31 PM

If we ever herf, I need to remember to sit upwind of you.

Scottw · 07-06-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

If we ever herf, I need to remember to sit upwind of you.

BlackDog · 07-06-2009, 03:38 PM

Maybe charcoal-lined underwear would be a good investment for you?

TanithT · 07-06-2009, 03:39 PM

taltos · 07-06-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TanithT

Scratch and sniff?

SeanGAR · 07-06-2009, 03:52 PM

As long as you post the appropriate warning you're fine.

WildBlueSooner · 07-06-2009, 03:57 PM

I have posted this before and I will post it again:

Steve · 07-06-2009, 04:09 PM

Man, I made the mistake (a BIG one) of taking some of those on a backpacking trip with me once. Between the fiber bars and the wild blueberries we were picking trailside...whew!

TanithT · 07-06-2009, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

Hahahahaha that's more like it.

icehog3 · 07-06-2009, 04:37 PM

Peter must have cornered the market on these things.

07-06-2009, 04:41 PM

FWIW, I had two bowls of the Fiber One Honey Clusters cereal this morning for breakfast and it has the same effect on me. I've been getting dirty looks from the dogs all day long.

larryinlc · 07-06-2009, 06:59 PM

Since we're now discussing flatulence, is anyone else reminded of Gene Simmons when seeing the Fiber One commercials on television?

Larry

Tenor CS · 07-06-2009, 07:17 PM

Fiber one farts are the worst. Imagine being a teacher, teaching 90 minute periods. I remember being in band, and just yelling at the kids, "PLAY LOUD!!! LOUDER!!!"

taltos · 07-06-2009, 07:25 PM

The bars and the cereal are now going on my shopping list.

hotreds · 07-06-2009, 07:27 PM

Funny- but- trying to keep in what wants out is a most painful experience! I feel for ya, brother!

07-06-2009, 03:27 PM	#1
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Fiber One and work Yep, here I am again, fighting of the effects of Fiber One bars. Those 1.4 oz bars can produce 90 lbs of CO2 in a day's time. They must be a miracle of modern science. The doc told me to add more fiber to my diet so the wife's been buying these things for a while. They're tasty as hell, but my gracious, do they wreck me. I spend an hour a day crop dusting the hallways. I figured I'd eventually get used to them. Not. It sucks when you're stuck somewhere, your gut's boiling, and you have no where to degas. Late afternoon meetings kill me. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

07-06-2009, 03:29 PM	#2
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Fiber One and work Kill you? Kill YOU? What about the innocent?

07-06-2009, 03:29 PM	#3
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,810 Trading: (6)	Re: Fiber One and work I am crying right now that's how fooking funny this post was. Thanks, I needed it.

07-06-2009, 03:30 PM	#4
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Re: Fiber One and work This gives me an idea for my Tuesday 3:30 meeting! __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

07-06-2009, 03:31 PM	#6
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,591 Trading: (17)	Re: Fiber One and work If we ever herf, I need to remember to sit upwind of you. __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

07-06-2009, 03:38 PM	#8
BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Re: Fiber One and work Maybe charcoal-lined underwear would be a good investment for you? __________________ "We live in the good of this."

07-06-2009, 03:39 PM	#9
TanithT Herfer Grrrrl Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Tanith Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 692 Trading: (26)	Re: Fiber One and work __________________ Herfergrrl's blog - The Art of the Good Cigar: A Matter of Taste. Herfing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

07-06-2009, 03:52 PM	#11
SeanGAR Crotchety Geezer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Radford VA Posts: 911 Trading: (3)	Re: Fiber One and work As long as you post the appropriate warning you're fine. __________________ How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

07-06-2009, 03:57 PM	#12
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Fiber One and work I have posted this before and I will post it again: __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

07-06-2009, 04:09 PM	#13
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Fiber One and work Man, I made the mistake (a BIG one) of taking some of those on a backpacking trip with me once. Between the fiber bars and the wild blueberries we were picking trailside...whew! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

07-06-2009, 04:37 PM	#15
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,589 Trading: (60)	Re: Fiber One and work Peter must have cornered the market on these things. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

07-06-2009, 04:41 PM	#16
nozero Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Fiber One and work FWIW, I had two bowls of the Fiber One Honey Clusters cereal this morning for breakfast and it has the same effect on me. I've been getting dirty looks from the dogs all day long.

07-06-2009, 06:59 PM	#17
larryinlc Angry Packer Fan Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Larry Location: Starvalley Posts: 325 Trading: (15)	Re: Fiber One and work Since we're now discussing flatulence, is anyone else reminded of Gene Simmons when seeing the Fiber One commercials on television? Larry

07-06-2009, 07:17 PM	#18
Tenor CS Feeling Better! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Christian Location: Davenport, FL (near Orlando) Posts: 717 Trading: (2)	Re: Fiber One and work Fiber one farts are the worst. Imagine being a teacher, teaching 90 minute periods. I remember being in band, and just yelling at the kids, "PLAY LOUD!!! LOUDER!!!" __________________ When the world itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?

07-06-2009, 07:25 PM	#19
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Fiber One and work The bars and the cereal are now going on my shopping list. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

07-06-2009, 07:27 PM	#20
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,658 Trading: (63)	Re: Fiber One and work Funny- but- trying to keep in what wants out is a most painful experience! I feel for ya, brother! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.