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Old 06-27-2009, 02:46 PM   #81
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Old 06-27-2009, 06:02 PM   #82
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Serious question (this is not meant to be funny):
Is he going to be buried or put into the cryogenic chamber that he supposedly bought back in the 80s? Anyone heard anything about funeral arrangements?
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Old 07-01-2009, 07:56 PM   #83
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"This is going to really irritate some people, which I will enjoy doing. Michael Jackson's success paralleled the rebound of the United States under Ronaldus Magnus in the eighties. He flourished under Ronald Reagan, languished under Clinton-Bush, and died under Obama." -Rush
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:33 PM   #84
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"This is going to really irritate some people, which I will enjoy doing. Michael Jackson's success paralleled the rebound of the United States under Ronaldus Magnus in the eighties. He flourished under Ronald Reagan, languished under Clinton-Bush, and died under Obama." -Rush
Rush already has his own stream of jokes. I don't think it's gonna matter if he dies.
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:59 PM   #85
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Rush already has his own stream of jokes. I don't think it's gonna matter if he dies.
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Old 07-01-2009, 10:03 PM   #86
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Old 07-06-2009, 06:39 PM   #87
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For Pete's sake, Michael Jackson did not rise again on the third day. How about reporting some real news?

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Old 07-06-2009, 07:21 PM   #88
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For Pete's sake, Michael Jackson did not rise again on the third day. How about reporting some real news?

It's so bad, they ran a report on Michael's old monkey, bubbles, and how he is languishing in a monkey rescue out on the sticks of Florida.
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:25 PM   #89
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As Mariners slugger Ken Griffey Jr.(notes) strolled to the plate for his first at-bat Tuesday night, the sound system at Safeco Field grooved to Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean."

Griffey's apparent tribute to the King of Pop, who was memorialized Tuesday, extended beyond the sonic. Close inspection of Griff Jr.'s grip on the bat showed a bare left hand and a white batting glove worn on his right.

Griffey usually wears dark blue gloves on both hands.
Thought this was kinda cool.
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Old 07-09-2009, 01:14 PM   #90
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MJ is not really dead. He pulled off his supposed death so he could avoid all the hassles around his vast indebtedness. He is really in a Burger King in Traverse City, MI, drinking coffee with Elvis.
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Old 07-09-2009, 01:18 PM   #91
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MJ is not really dead. He pulled off his supposed death so he could avoid all the hassles around his vast indebtedness. He is really in a Burger King in Traverse City, MI, drinking coffee with Elvis.
Really? I'll be right back.
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Old 07-09-2009, 01:56 PM   #92
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On some level that really wouldn't surprise me too much. Regardless of whatever your personal opinions of Jackson, the pressure of living under such a media bubble must be intense. I'm sure the idea of becoming totally anonymous must hold a lot of appeal for celebs, especially for people like Jackson who received mainly negative attention.

He could be the best Michael Jackson imitator ever!
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