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Old 04-07-2021, 09:09 AM   #1
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A drunk walks out of a bar after closing time and invites two friends up to see his new apartment.
The friends see there is a gong with a rubber mallet against the bedroom wall and ask why it's there.
The drunk replies,
"It's not a gong, it's a talking clock, watch."
He picks up the mallet and smashes the gong.
From the other side of the wall a voice yells

"It's 4AM you idiot!"
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