Aliens

Bear · 01-29-2009, 08:41 PM

Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an abandoned gas station.

They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it: "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The alien repeated the greeting.

There was no response.

The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pump's haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently: "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!"

The other alien shouted to his comrade: "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired.

There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap.

When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said: "What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"

The other alien answered: "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, it’s that you should never mess with anyone who can wrap his d!ck around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear!"

CBI_2 · 01-29-2009, 09:18 PM

Love that one. Thanks hadn't heard it in quite a while.

smokeyandthebandit05 · 01-29-2009, 10:01 PM

LMAO I gotta share it with the guys at work!

01-29-2009, 08:41 PM	#1
Bear Just an other FNG Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Marc Location: Ajax, Ontario. Posts: 393 Trading: (4)	Aliens Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it: "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. There was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pump's haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently: "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!" The other alien shouted to his comrade: "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired. There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said: "What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?" The other alien answered: "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, it’s that you should never mess with anyone who can wrap his d!ck around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear!" __________________ Canadian Roll Call

01-29-2009, 09:18 PM	#2
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Aliens Love that one. Thanks hadn't heard it in quite a while. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-29-2009, 10:01 PM	#3
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: Aliens LMAO I gotta share it with the guys at work! __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3