The Perfect Husband

icehog3 · 08-01-2010, 10:32 PM

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN:'Hello'

WOMAN:'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN:'Yes'

WOMAN:'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$90,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's > really a good deal.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'

MedicCook · 08-01-2010, 10:33 PM

Whee · 08-01-2010, 10:34 PM

Chingas · 08-01-2010, 11:16 PM

"Smiley". Not bad Brother.

BTcigars · 08-01-2010, 11:38 PM

Hah!

bobarian · 08-01-2010, 11:38 PM

longknocker · 08-02-2010, 03:48 AM

One Of My Favorite Golf Jokes!

kelmac07 · 08-02-2010, 04:57 AM

Ogre · 08-02-2010, 05:07 AM

Montano · 08-02-2010, 05:19 AM

I laughed

maverickdrinker · 08-02-2010, 05:45 AM

great jokE!!!!

markem · 08-02-2010, 05:50 PM

So you are saying that you can be a better husband with someone else's wife?

Starscream · 08-02-2010, 05:53 PM

icehog3 · 08-02-2010, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

So you are saying that you can be a better husband with someone else's wife?

As long as I don't know the dude, Man.

I keed, I keed!

CBI_2 · 08-24-2010, 05:48 PM

SD Beerman · 08-24-2010, 05:55 PM

[quote=icehog3;937438]Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings.

It is Pete's phone.

icantbejon · 08-24-2010, 06:01 PM

Excellent joke.

Coach Deg · 08-24-2010, 06:38 PM

Nice!!!!

M1903A1 · 08-24-2010, 07:08 PM

LOL!!

sobranie10 · 08-24-2010, 07:54 PM

08-01-2010, 10:32 PM	#1
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,564 Trading: (60)	The Perfect Husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN:'Hello' WOMAN:'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?' MAN:'Yes' WOMAN:'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?' MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.' WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.' MAN: 'How much?' WOMAN: '$90,000' MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.' WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000' MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's > really a good deal.' WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!' MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.' The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?' __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

08-01-2010, 10:33 PM	#2
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: The Perfect Husband __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

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08-01-2010, 11:16 PM	#4
Chingas Death Is Waiting Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Chingas Location: Slayerville, Jersey Posts: 5,295 Trading: (35)	Re: The Perfect Husband "Smiley". Not bad Brother. __________________ ---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain---

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BTcigars Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Sacramento CA Posts: 486 Trading: (1)	Re: The Perfect Husband Hah!

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longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,114 Trading: (82)	Re: The Perfect Husband One Of My Favorite Golf Jokes!

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Montano Bourbon IS a food group Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Nick Location: Central Cali Posts: 2,059 Trading: (33)	Re: The Perfect Husband I laughed __________________

08-02-2010, 05:45 AM	#11
maverickdrinker I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: art Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 2,590 Trading: (15)	Re: The Perfect Husband great jokE!!!!

08-02-2010, 05:50 PM	#12
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,531 Trading: (47)	Re: The Perfect Husband So you are saying that you can be a better husband with someone else's wife? __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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08-24-2010, 05:48 PM	#15
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08-24-2010, 05:55 PM	#16
SD Beerman Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Larry from Sunny S.D. Posts: 1,436 Trading: (3)	Re: The Perfect Husband [quote=icehog3;937438]Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings. It is Pete's phone.

08-24-2010, 06:01 PM	#17
icantbejon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Chester, VA Posts: 1,219 Trading: (10)	Re: The Perfect Husband Excellent joke. __________________ "Learn to pay attention. Life is hard.....it's even more challenging when you're stupid."

08-24-2010, 06:38 PM	#18
Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: The Perfect Husband Nice!!!!

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