Putin vs Fidel

taltos · 02-20-2009, 05:47 PM

Vladimir Putin flew to Cuba on an official trip. Upon arriving, he noticed how most Cubans walked around in old shoes with holes in them. Astounded, Putin asked Fidel why, after over 40 years of 'improvements' that people still walked around in shoes with holes in them.

An angered Fidel replied, "Comrade, don't tell me there's nobody in Russia walking around in shoes with holes in them."

Putin replied, "I'll tell you what. On your next trip to Russia, if you jind just one person with holes in his shoes, you have my permission to shoot him on the spot."

So Fidel flew to Moscow and upon arriving, the very first person he sees is wearing shoes with holes in them, so old that they would seem to be from that person's grandfather. So Fidel, with permission from Putin, drew his pistol and shot the man in the head, killing him instantly.

The next morning, the front page of Pravda reads:

CRAZY BEARDED MAN SHOOTS CUBAN AMBASSADOR AT AIRPORT

Starscream · 02-20-2009, 05:50 PM

Nice!

CBI_2 · 02-21-2009, 09:30 AM

Awesome!

02-20-2009, 05:47 PM	#1
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Putin vs Fidel Vladimir Putin flew to Cuba on an official trip. Upon arriving, he noticed how most Cubans walked around in old shoes with holes in them. Astounded, Putin asked Fidel why, after over 40 years of 'improvements' that people still walked around in shoes with holes in them. An angered Fidel replied, "Comrade, don't tell me there's nobody in Russia walking around in shoes with holes in them." Putin replied, "I'll tell you what. On your next trip to Russia, if you jind just one person with holes in his shoes, you have my permission to shoot him on the spot." So Fidel flew to Moscow and upon arriving, the very first person he sees is wearing shoes with holes in them, so old that they would seem to be from that person's grandfather. So Fidel, with permission from Putin, drew his pistol and shot the man in the head, killing him instantly. The next morning, the front page of Pravda reads: CRAZY BEARDED MAN SHOOTS CUBAN AMBASSADOR AT AIRPORT __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

02-20-2009, 05:50 PM	#2
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Putin vs Fidel Nice! __________________ Insert quote here.

02-21-2009, 09:30 AM	#3
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Putin vs Fidel Awesome! __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff