pnoon goes to cooking school

markem · 04-02-2009, 09:06 AM

[note: when I saw this joke in the paper this morning, I laughed my ass off thinking Peter was involved. So in a sense, I'm not responsible for this. TMSAISTI]

Pnoon was at cooking school one day when the instructor told him to make a bean stew. "How many beans should I use?", inquired Peter. The instructor replied that he should use 239 beans. "But why 239?", inquired Peter. "Because any more would be two farty.", was the reply. Peter said, "In my book, you can never be two farty, so I'll double the beans."

pnoon · 04-02-2009, 09:56 AM

Thanks.

I think.

04-02-2009, 09:57 AM

haha nice accent

Wolfgang · 04-02-2009, 09:57 AM

I think its funny if thats any consolation

pnoon · 04-02-2009, 10:02 AM

Alright, Mark. Just make sure you are upwind for SoCal X

markem · 04-02-2009, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Alright, Mark. Just make sure you are upwind for SoCal X

I'll light a candle in your honor, Peter

pnoon · 04-02-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

I'll light a candle in your honor, Peter

You're gonna need a whole lot more than a candle, Brother.

karmaz00 · 04-02-2009, 10:53 AM

omg you guys...lol

icehog3 · 04-02-2009, 11:20 AM

04-03-2009, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Alright, Mark. Just make sure you are upwind for SoCal X

Savor the Stick · 04-04-2009, 02:11 AM

I am seriously scared to meet you Peter!

WildBlueSooner · 04-05-2009, 08:41 PM

no comment here!

pnoon · 04-05-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Savor the Stick

I am seriously scared to meet you Peter!

Too funny, Kevin.
Hopefully, one day you'll find the courage.

04-02-2009, 09:06 AM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,546 Trading: (47)	pnoon goes to cooking school [note: when I saw this joke in the paper this morning, I laughed my ass off thinking Peter was involved. So in a sense, I'm not responsible for this. TMSAISTI] Pnoon was at cooking school one day when the instructor told him to make a bean stew. "How many beans should I use?", inquired Peter. The instructor replied that he should use 239 beans. "But why 239?", inquired Peter. "Because any more would be two farty.", was the reply. Peter said, "In my book, you can never be two farty, so I'll double the beans." __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-02-2009, 09:56 AM	#2
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: pnoon goes to cooking school Thanks. I think. __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

04-02-2009, 09:57 AM	#3
Hardcz Guest Posts: n/a	Re: pnoon goes to cooking school haha nice accent

04-02-2009, 09:57 AM	#4
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: pnoon goes to cooking school I think its funny if thats any consolation __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

04-02-2009, 10:02 AM	#5
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: pnoon goes to cooking school Alright, Mark. Just make sure you are upwind for SoCal X __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

04-02-2009, 10:53 AM	#8
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: pnoon goes to cooking school omg you guys...lol __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

04-02-2009, 11:20 AM	#9
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,584 Trading: (60)	Re: pnoon goes to cooking school __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-04-2009, 02:11 AM	#11
Savor the Stick ~Loves the Lord~ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin, or just K Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Posts: 1,945 Trading: (67)	Re: pnoon goes to cooking school I am seriously scared to meet you Peter! __________________ Pastor K Please Support the Troops

04-05-2009, 08:41 PM	#12
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: pnoon goes to cooking school no comment here! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur