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Old 11-18-2018, 10:06 PM   #1
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You will not believe what just happened... I walked into the mini mart to get a drink...When I walked up I noticed these 2 police officers watching some dude who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw him & thought, "This guy didn't have any common sense & was he stupid ?!! With the cops right there too?! But anyway, I went in and got my drink. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside and the dude's arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm and running around going crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put him on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees!! YES, THEIR COFFEES!...Then they put handcuffs on him and threw him in the police car.. I was thinking "He shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!" But being the nosy person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting him for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
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Old 11-19-2018, 12:36 AM   #3
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You can count your blessings he wasn’t waving around a fire penis.

Hahahaha good one.
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Old 11-19-2018, 04:24 AM   #4
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that was hilarious!
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