Five rules for men to follow to a happy life:

DrDubzz · 01-28-2010, 11:58 AM

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Parshooter · 01-28-2010, 12:28 PM

I was going to print that out for my wife, til I read #5

Blindjimme · 01-28-2010, 01:04 PM

I am printing that out for my wife

G G · 01-28-2010, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Blindjimme

I am printing that out for my wife

And then the fight started.

pnoon · 01-28-2010, 01:31 PM

He never heard the shot.

massphatness · 01-28-2010, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Blindjimme

I am printing that out for my wife

Nice knowing you

Skywalker · 01-28-2010, 02:01 PM

It's all good!!!

01-28-2010, 02:02 PM

Excellent Post,,,#5 should have been encrypted.

Blindjimme · 01-28-2010, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Blindjimme

I am printing that out for my wife

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Originally Posted by ggainey

And then the fight started.

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Originally Posted by pnoon

He never heard the shot.

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Originally Posted by massphatness

Nice knowing you

Jackie will read it, hand it back to me and say " You wish"

kelmac07 · 01-28-2010, 05:11 PM

LOL!!

Smokin Gator · 01-28-2010, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Blindjimme

Jackie will read it, hand it back to me and say " You wish"

Now that's funny!!

CBI_2 · 01-28-2010, 06:56 PM

01-28-2010, 11:58 AM	#1
DrDubzz Formerly RX2010 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Virginia Posts: 2,201 Trading: (34)	Five rules for men to follow to a happy life: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

01-28-2010, 12:28 PM	#2
Parshooter I'm a friend of Gary S Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Marc Location: St Somewhere Posts: 835 Trading: (2)	Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life: I was going to print that out for my wife, til I read #5 __________________ I love chicks with FLBP.

01-28-2010, 01:04 PM	#3
Blindjimme Judgement Impaired Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: JB Location: North OC, CA Posts: 790 Trading: (14)	Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life: I am printing that out for my wife

01-28-2010, 02:01 PM	#7
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life: It's all good!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

01-28-2010, 02:02 PM	#8
Cigary Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life: Excellent Post,,,#5 should have been encrypted.

01-28-2010, 01:31 PM	#5
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life: He never heard the shot. __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

01-28-2010, 05:11 PM	#10
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life: LOL!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

01-28-2010, 06:56 PM	#12
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life: __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff