Random Advice Thread - Page 2

livwire68 · 10-22-2008, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Lou Stu

Dude, I peed a little!

Which brings me to....

Always wear clean underwear.

Or Depends

10-22-2008, 09:52 AM

when in doubt empty the mag

If it's raining and you've got an umbrella (rain coat) find some chick who needs an umbrella, and ask if you can share the cab ... In my former days as a life taker and a heart breaker... worked EVERY TIME.

It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

jjirons69 · 10-22-2008, 11:35 AM

Life's too short to worry about how short life is.

chippewastud79 · 10-22-2008, 03:17 PM

Measure twice, cut once. Otherwise you need a board stretcher.

spectrrr · 10-22-2008, 03:25 PM

two words: SMOKE OFTEN

taltos · 10-22-2008, 03:38 PM

Don't fry bacon with your shirt off.
Don't tease the cat when not wearing pants.

GKitty · 10-22-2008, 03:39 PM

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

So says my dear old Dad.

CBI_2 · 10-22-2008, 04:24 PM

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Use your head for something other than a hat rack.

Better to burp it and taste it rather than ... ohhh never mind.

cricky101 · 10-22-2008, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

So says my dear old Dad.

Brilliant!

markem · 10-22-2008, 04:27 PM

Don't way in private what you wouldn't say in public

Steve · 10-22-2008, 04:28 PM

You can't please everyone, so you might as well decide who you're gonna piss off and have fun doing it!

(My motto for dealing with unrealistic project managers)

Steve · 10-22-2008, 04:30 PM

My dad always told me to "want" in one hand and "poop" in the other and see which one filled up first.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

So says my dear old Dad.

CHRONO14 · 10-22-2008, 04:32 PM

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort" - Herm Albright

Thought that was a great quote I saw a few years back.

10-22-2008, 05:14 PM

Never go in the woods without enough gun to kill anything you will come across.

No Fat Chicks

If you are going to fail.. Might as well go down inverted, spinning, with your hair on fire. (as per my college roommate)

SvilleKid · 10-22-2008, 05:21 PM

Life's experience:

You will ALWAYS need the useless piece of junk from the workshop that you discarded the day before the last trash pick-up.

Duct Tape, Bailing wire and WD-40. If these don't fix it, time for a cigar.

macms · 10-22-2008, 06:01 PM

Life. The only teacher that kills all of it's students.

ThePict · 10-22-2008, 06:07 PM

Unless you're the lead dog the view is always the same.

Starscream · 10-22-2008, 06:29 PM

Be nice to restaraunt workers. You never know what they may do to your food in the kitchen.

SIMPLIFIED · 10-22-2008, 06:40 PM

When it comes to dating, do not fight out of your weight class.

Appreciate what you have as it can change in a minute

replicant_argent · 10-22-2008, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swampper

Heard this one the other day from an older co-worker. It was new to me.

"If it flies, floats, or fornicates; rent it."

And then there is the 7 Ps.
Surely someone in the Asylum here knows that one...

and for those that don't

PROPER PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE

Wait, that is 6... I must have missed one....

10-22-2008, 09:52 AM	#22
theycallmedan'lboone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advise Thread when in doubt empty the mag If it's raining and you've got an umbrella (rain coat) find some chick who needs an umbrella, and ask if you can share the cab ... In my former days as a life taker and a heart breaker... worked EVERY TIME. It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

10-22-2008, 11:35 AM	#23
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Random Advice Thread Life's too short to worry about how short life is. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

10-22-2008, 03:17 PM	#24
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Random Advice Thread Measure twice, cut once. Otherwise you need a board stretcher. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

10-22-2008, 03:25 PM	#25
spectrrr Back in the midwest! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Ohio Posts: 5,596 Trading: (20)	Re: Random Advice Thread two words: SMOKE OFTEN

10-22-2008, 03:38 PM	#26
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't fry bacon with your shirt off. Don't tease the cat when not wearing pants.

10-22-2008, 03:39 PM	#27
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff. So says my dear old Dad. __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

10-22-2008, 04:24 PM	#28
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Use your head for something other than a hat rack. Better to burp it and taste it rather than ... ohhh never mind. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

10-22-2008, 04:27 PM	#30
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,506 Trading: (47)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't way in private what you wouldn't say in public __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

10-22-2008, 04:28 PM	#31
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Random Advice Thread You can't please everyone, so you might as well decide who you're gonna piss off and have fun doing it! (My motto for dealing with unrealistic project managers) __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

10-22-2008, 04:32 PM	#33
CHRONO14 It is what it is Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: CubTown Posts: 49 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort" - Herm Albright Thought that was a great quote I saw a few years back. __________________ "Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt." ~ Sun Tzu

10-22-2008, 05:14 PM	#34
funnymantrip Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Never go in the woods without enough gun to kill anything you will come across. No Fat Chicks If you are going to fail.. Might as well go down inverted, spinning, with your hair on fire. (as per my college roommate)

10-22-2008, 05:21 PM	#35
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Re: Random Advice Thread Life's experience: You will ALWAYS need the useless piece of junk from the workshop that you discarded the day before the last trash pick-up. Duct Tape, Bailing wire and WD-40. If these don't fix it, time for a cigar. __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

10-22-2008, 06:01 PM	#36
macms ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mile High Posts: 996 Trading: (56)	Re: Random Advice Thread Life. The only teacher that kills all of it's students. __________________

10-22-2008, 06:07 PM	#37
ThePict Is it time for SoCal yet? Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In my cave grooving with my furry friends Posts: 228 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Unless you're the lead dog the view is always the same.

10-22-2008, 06:29 PM	#38
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Random Advice Thread Be nice to restaraunt workers. You never know what they may do to your food in the kitchen. __________________ Insert quote here.

10-22-2008, 06:40 PM	#39
SIMPLIFIED 2010shack corn hole chap Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: West of Cleveland Posts: 134 Trading: (2)	Re: Random Advice Thread When it comes to dating, do not fight out of your weight class. Appreciate what you have as it can change in a minute