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Old 01-31-2018, 08:45 AM   #1
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Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10 percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answers: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answers: The Never-Ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
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Old 01-31-2018, 08:59 AM   #2
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Old 01-31-2018, 09:33 AM   #3
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Retired Robocop.
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Old 01-31-2018, 09:42 AM   #4
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Old 01-31-2018, 10:47 AM   #5
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Old 01-31-2018, 12:20 PM   #6
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I just made my second pot of coffee.
I got a phone call this morning and my buddy wanted to talk about things that may happen this evening or tomorrow.
I said, "Wait. I have to make coffee and move these chairs. I'm not willing to think past that. Check with me later."
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