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Old 08-16-2010, 11:58 AM   #1
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Two men are playing a round of golf when they get stuck behind two women. Eventually one of the men walks over to ask if they can play through. He scuttles back and says, "When I got closer, I realized it was my wife and mistress," he says. "You go and ask them instead."

The other one walks over to the women but hurries back and says, "Small world."
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Old 08-16-2010, 12:07 PM   #2
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Two men are playing a round of golf when they get stuck behind two women. Eventually one of the men walks over to ask if they can play through. He scuttles back and says, "When I got closer, I realized it was my wife and mistress," he says. "You go and ask them instead."

The other one walks over to the women but hurries back and says, "Small world."
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Old 08-16-2010, 03:23 PM   #3
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Old 08-16-2010, 03:28 PM   #4
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Old 08-16-2010, 03:47 PM   #6
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I Wonder If They Finished Their Round?
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Old 08-16-2010, 03:53 PM   #7
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This made me lol
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Old 08-16-2010, 04:18 PM   #8
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Old 08-16-2010, 04:39 PM   #9
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That's funny right there.
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Old 08-16-2010, 04:48 PM   #10
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Old 08-17-2010, 06:24 AM   #13
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Old 08-17-2010, 03:59 PM   #14
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Short but sweet
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Old 08-17-2010, 08:37 PM   #15
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Yikes!!! I hate it when that happens!!!
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Old 08-17-2010, 10:46 PM   #16
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Damn. That ain't rite!
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