Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... - Page 2

cbsmokin · 08-18-2009, 12:45 PM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12. I can now attend an Ivy League University
13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe.
14. Cougars think I have money.
15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin)
16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment
17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!".
18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards.

Starscream · 08-18-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Vito

I think 11 and 5 go together

Doctorossi · 08-18-2009, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cbsmokin

18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards.

08-19-2009, 04:55 AM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12. I can now attend an Ivy League University
13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe.
14. Cougars think I have money.
15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin)
16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment
17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!".
18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards.
19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day

08-19-2009, 06:20 AM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12. I can now attend an Ivy League University
13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe.
14. Cougars think I have money.
15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin)
16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment
17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!".
18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards.
19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day
20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card.

Mister Moo · 08-19-2009, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dentonparrots

19. Any leftover i throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day

har har har.

Dog_Soldier · 08-19-2009, 07:39 PM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12. I can now attend an Ivy League University
13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe.
14. Cougars think I have money.
15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin)
16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment
17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!".
18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards.
19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day
20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card.
21. I can hold my pipe by the bowl and point and gesture with the stem end.

hotreds · 08-19-2009, 08:07 PM

08-20-2009, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by hotreds

Doctorossi · 08-20-2009, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by dentonparrots

My thoughts, exactly.

TheTraveler · 08-20-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by hotreds

A clean pig is still a pig?

TheTraveler · 08-20-2009, 08:29 AM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12. I can now attend an Ivy League University
13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe.
14. Cougars think I have money.
15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin)
16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment
17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!".
18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards.
19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day
20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card.
21. I can hold my pipe by the bowl and point and gesture with the stem end.
22. Pipes can be carved into works of art or be plain and simple. Carving a cigar ... not so good.

mhailey · 08-20-2009, 09:43 AM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12. I can now attend an Ivy League University
13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe.
14. Cougars think I have money.
15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin)
16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment
17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!".
18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards.
19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day
20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card.
21. I can hold my pipe by the bowl and point and gesture with the stem end.
22. Pipes can be carved into works of art or be plain and simple. Carving a cigar ... not so good.
23. Pipes can be passed from grandfather, to father, to son to maintain that family history.

Doctorossi · 08-20-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mhailey

23. Pipes can be passed from grandfather, to father, to son to maintain that family history.

What- and cigars can't?!

Emjaysmash · 08-20-2009, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

What- and cigars can't?!

Like a multi-generation PPP!!

hotreds · 08-20-2009, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

My thoughts, exactly.

AKA: Hogwash!

Doctorossi · 08-20-2009, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds

AKA: Hogwash!

Ah! Feelin' dumb, now.

Bax · 08-20-2009, 03:53 PM

Why not do both?

csbrewfisher · 08-20-2009, 04:30 PM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12. I can now attend an Ivy League University
13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe.
14. Cougars think I have money.
15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin)
16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment
17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!".
18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards.
19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day
20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card.
21. I can hold my pipe by the bowl and point and gesture with the stem end.
22. Pipes can be carved into works of art or be plain and simple. Carving a cigar ... not so good.
23. Pipes can be passed from grandfather, to father, to son to maintain that family history.
24. Pipes are not associated with Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski.

jwfish81 · 08-20-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by csbrewfisher

24. Pipes are not associated with Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski.

I like cigars better, but this is So True!

08-18-2009, 12:45 PM	#21
cbsmokin Looking for the Apex Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Craig Location: In da ATL Posts: 880 Trading: (10)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at. 12. I can now attend an Ivy League University 13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe. 14. Cougars think I have money. 15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin) 16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment 17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!". 18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards. __________________ Check out C.A.R.B. IV http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...840#post879840

08-19-2009, 04:55 AM	#24
dentonparrots Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at. 12. I can now attend an Ivy League University 13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe. 14. Cougars think I have money. 15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin) 16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment 17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!". 18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards. 19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day

08-19-2009, 06:20 AM	#25
coastietech Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at. 12. I can now attend an Ivy League University 13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe. 14. Cougars think I have money. 15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin) 16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment 17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!". 18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards. 19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day 20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card.

08-19-2009, 07:39 PM	#27
Dog_Soldier Just in from the Storm Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Icard, NC Posts: 14 Trading: (0)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at. 12. I can now attend an Ivy League University 13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe. 14. Cougars think I have money. 15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin) 16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment 17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!". 18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards. 19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day 20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card. 21. I can hold my pipe by the bowl and point and gesture with the stem end.

08-19-2009, 08:07 PM	#28
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,658 Trading: (63)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

08-20-2009, 08:29 AM	#32
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at. 12. I can now attend an Ivy League University 13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe. 14. Cougars think I have money. 15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin) 16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment 17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!". 18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards. 19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day 20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card. 21. I can hold my pipe by the bowl and point and gesture with the stem end. 22. Pipes can be carved into works of art or be plain and simple. Carving a cigar ... not so good. __________________ "My life is my own."

08-20-2009, 09:43 AM	#33
mhailey Splitter of Hairs Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Matt Location: out west Posts: 492 Trading: (21)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at. 12. I can now attend an Ivy League University 13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe. 14. Cougars think I have money. 15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin) 16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment 17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!". 18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards. 19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day 20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card. 21. I can hold my pipe by the bowl and point and gesture with the stem end. 22. Pipes can be carved into works of art or be plain and simple. Carving a cigar ... not so good. 23. Pipes can be passed from grandfather, to father, to son to maintain that family history. __________________ Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig.

08-20-2009, 03:53 PM	#38
Bax C A P S...CAPS CAPS CAPS! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Ringgold,GA Posts: 2,173 Trading: (70)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... Why not do both? __________________ I'm the most interesting man in the world... but only if you find stupid stuff really interesting.

08-20-2009, 04:30 PM	#39
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at. 12. I can now attend an Ivy League University 13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe. 14. Cougars think I have money. 15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin) 16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment 17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!". 18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards. 19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day 20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card. 21. I can hold my pipe by the bowl and point and gesture with the stem end. 22. Pipes can be carved into works of art or be plain and simple. Carving a cigar ... not so good. 23. Pipes can be passed from grandfather, to father, to son to maintain that family history. 24. Pipes are not associated with Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski. __________________ http://www.facebook.com/csbrewfisher

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