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Old 01-31-2019, 04:57 PM   #1
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A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver , and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.


The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of
their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination." "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to
Billings , Montana ."

"Good grief; is that where the job is?"

"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now."
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Old 01-31-2019, 05:04 PM   #2
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Old 01-31-2019, 05:53 PM   #4
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Sounds like a tough job actually.
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And your first patient is your daughter
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And your first patient is your daughter
There was no need to take it there, Mr. Mark. I was gently chuckling, then suddenly shuddering.
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Old 02-01-2019, 01:53 AM   #7
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Incest is relative.
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Old 02-01-2019, 02:49 AM   #8
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Incest is relative.
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Old 02-12-2019, 04:00 AM   #10
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Great responses!
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Lol
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