Think Quick

SNKBYT · 04-20-2010, 05:54 AM

A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager.
The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager:'Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce.' As he finished his sentence, he turned to & find the man standing right behind him, so he added:'And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.'The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy: 'I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think fast on their feet here. Where are you from, son?' 'Canada , sir,' the boy replied. 'Well, why did you leave Canada?' the manager asked. The boy said: 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there.' 'Really?' said the manager. 'My wife is from Canada .' 'No sh*t?' replied the boy. 'Who'd she play for?'

Skywalker · 04-20-2010, 07:56 AM

Nice!

Mr.Maduro · 04-20-2010, 08:10 AM

Awesome....

shilala · 04-20-2010, 08:12 AM

I liked it.

bvilchez · 04-20-2010, 08:22 AM

That was a kneeslapper.
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MedicCook · 04-20-2010, 08:25 AM

Starscream · 04-20-2010, 08:28 AM

G G · 04-20-2010, 08:35 AM

Good un Alex.

dunng · 04-20-2010, 09:01 AM

04-20-2010, 10:37 AM

Oh

landhoney · 04-20-2010, 11:47 AM

Funny, but I knew I read it before: http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...hlight=produce

SNKBYT · 04-20-2010, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by landhoney

Funny, but I knew I read it before: http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...hlight=produce

oops

04-20-2010, 05:54 AM	#1
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: TOMBSTONE, AZ Posts: 3,282 Trading: (30)	Think Quick A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager:'Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce.' As he finished his sentence, he turned to & find the man standing right behind him, so he added:'And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.'The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy: 'I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think fast on their feet here. Where are you from, son?' 'Canada , sir,' the boy replied. 'Well, why did you leave Canada?' the manager asked. The boy said: 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there.' 'Really?' said the manager. 'My wife is from Canada .' 'No sh*t?' replied the boy. 'Who'd she play for?' __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

04-20-2010, 07:56 AM	#2
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Think Quick Nice! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

04-20-2010, 08:10 AM	#3
Mr.Maduro In Domino Confido Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Patrick Location: La Casa del Blueface Posts: 2,902 Trading: (83)	Re: Think Quick Awesome.... __________________ "Patrick...You low-rent f#@k!!!" - MACMS (Shack V)

04-20-2010, 08:12 AM	#4
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Think Quick I liked it. __________________

04-20-2010, 08:22 AM	#5
bvilchez En búsqueda..... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bolivar aka Jay Location: Back in SoCal Posts: 3,202 Trading: (76)	Re: Think Quick That was a kneeslapper. Posted via Mobile Device

04-20-2010, 08:25 AM	#6
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Think Quick __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

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Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Think Quick __________________ Insert quote here.

04-20-2010, 08:35 AM	#8
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: Think Quick Good un Alex.

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dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Think Quick __________________ MassHole Banter

04-20-2010, 10:37 AM	#10
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04-20-2010, 11:47 AM	#11
landhoney Mr. Charisma Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Seth Location: In the forest Posts: 2,639 Trading: (32)	Re: Think Quick Funny, but I knew I read it before: http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...hlight=produce __________________ Fields (to a heckling youngster): You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking. Kid: What's a kitten stocking? Fields: A sock on the puss!