Duh

Steve · 02-02-2011, 06:53 AM

I was sitting at the table this morning, reading the paper with breakfast when I came across an article about a beautiful actress who is about to marry a football player. This player is known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and good looks.

I turned to my wife and said "You know, I'll never understand why the biggest, ugliest jerks always get the most attractive wives."

My wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"

hscmit · 02-02-2011, 07:26 AM

I think most of us are in the same boat

3SmokesaRound · 02-02-2011, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by steve

I was sitting at the table this morning, reading the paper with breakfast when I came across an article about a beautiful actress who is about to marry a football player. This player is known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and good looks.

I turned to my wife and said "You know, I'll never understand why the biggest, ugliest jerks always get the most attractive wives."

My wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"

That's pretty funny!

02-02-2011, 07:56 AM

I am sure we have all said something similar.

CigarNut · 02-02-2011, 08:11 AM

Keep in mind: your wife's response could have been A LOT worse!

02-02-2011, 08:12 AM

G G · 02-02-2011, 08:22 AM

taltos · 02-02-2011, 11:22 AM

I definately married up.

kelmac07 · 02-02-2011, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by taltos

I definately married up.

Me too!!

chand · 02-02-2011, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by taltos

I definately married up.

I made the mistake of not doing that the first time.

Skywalker · 02-02-2011, 09:28 PM

guitar4001 · 02-05-2011, 09:08 AM

ha. an accurate statement.

02-02-2011, 06:53 AM	#1
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02-02-2011, 07:26 AM	#2
hscmit Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: James Location: no where Posts: 2,200 Trading: (4)	Re: Duh I think most of us are in the same boat

02-02-2011, 07:56 AM	#4
bajaraider Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Duh I am sure we have all said something similar.

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CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,038 Trading: (111*)	Re: Duh Keep in mind: your wife's response could have been A LOT worse! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

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taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Duh I definately married up. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

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02-05-2011, 09:08 AM	#12
guitar4001 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Paul Location: Between Goldsboro, NC and Africa Posts: 359 Trading: (0)	Re: Duh ha. an accurate statement.