Would you try human flesh?

lightning9191 · 02-26-2009, 11:50 AM

This question popped into my head yesterday and I've been asking people, so I figured I'd put it up here:

Let's say you were in a foreign country where the local culture enjoyed dining on human flesh. The people aren't killed for their flesh. After people die, the culture prefers to eat their dead as opposed to burying them....they see that as wasteful. So now that you've decided to visit this tropical paradise (or wherever), would you try human flesh while you were there?

02-26-2009, 11:54 AM

Depends on what they die from.

I've heard of it used as a way to honour someone and keep them a part of you.

elderboy02 · 02-26-2009, 11:55 AM

So, how much crack have you been smoking today

I vote no way

GKitty · 02-26-2009, 11:58 AM

Wow... this forum just took a turn for the odd.

But in all seriousness, it would depend on what they died from and the cooking method.

02-26-2009, 12:02 PM

Is the dead person from a small village or a large village? I have heard that it makes a difference.

karmaz00 · 02-26-2009, 12:08 PM

dude no...lol

02-26-2009, 12:12 PM

If it was a survival situation and someone in my party died and I had the means to cook them in order to live. Yes.

If I was out would I order a double quarter pounder with human meat, hold the mustard. No.

Ashcan Bill · 02-26-2009, 12:14 PM

No, I'm really trying to keep my cholesterol down.

Kreth · 02-26-2009, 12:14 PM

Is this organic human flesh?

Smokin Gator · 02-26-2009, 12:16 PM

Was it from the internet or a B&M?

Volt · 02-26-2009, 12:16 PM

Mmmm been playing to much L4D lately?

02-26-2009, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell

If I was out would I order a double quarter pounder with human meat, hold the mustard. No.

That is just wrong.. LOL

Volusianator · 02-26-2009, 12:17 PM

Only if it was barbecued.

02-26-2009, 12:19 PM

Smoked for 18 hours at 195 degrees with 20 lbs of hickory chunks? Depends upon the rub!

DrDubzz · 02-26-2009, 12:20 PM

no wai!

G G · 02-26-2009, 12:21 PM

I already did and it tastes like chicken.

Kreth · 02-26-2009, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Was it from the internet or a B&M?

Hopefully B&M, I hear the internet guys only get the cheaper cuts.

bobarian · 02-26-2009, 12:25 PM

I am sorry, but you actually thought this would make a good poll????

02-26-2009, 12:28 PM

YUMMY!!!! My favorite treat!! Medium rare with some grilled onions. It's whats for dinner! Human,The other red meat!

I think I would if I had to survive in a post apocalyptic setting.

chippewastud79 · 02-26-2009, 12:35 PM

Assuming that it was in good form, I think I would. But I will try anything once.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth

Hopefully B&M, I hear the internet guys only get the cheaper cuts.

Could you prove it? Or taste the difference 100% of the time?

View Poll Results: Would you try the local cuisine?
Sure....why not?	20	20.62%
No way....you guys are gross.	62	63.92%
Maybe....I mean I'll probably never have the opportunity again.	15	15.46%
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02-26-2009, 11:50 AM	#1
lightning9191 I think I'm normal... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Posts: 1,007 Trading: (8)	Would you try human flesh? This question popped into my head yesterday and I've been asking people, so I figured I'd put it up here: Let's say you were in a foreign country where the local culture enjoyed dining on human flesh. The people aren't killed for their flesh. After people die, the culture prefers to eat their dead as opposed to burying them....they see that as wasteful. So now that you've decided to visit this tropical paradise (or wherever), would you try human flesh while you were there? __________________ I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.

02-26-2009, 11:54 AM	#2
kayaker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Would you try human flesh? Depends on what they die from. I've heard of it used as a way to honour someone and keep them a part of you.

02-26-2009, 11:55 AM	#3
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,495 Trading: (133)	Re: Would you try human flesh? So, how much crack have you been smoking today I vote no way

02-26-2009, 11:58 AM	#4
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Would you try human flesh? Wow... this forum just took a turn for the odd. But in all seriousness, it would depend on what they died from and the cooking method. __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

02-26-2009, 12:02 PM	#5
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Would you try human flesh? Is the dead person from a small village or a large village? I have heard that it makes a difference.

02-26-2009, 12:08 PM	#6
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Would you try human flesh? dude no...lol __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

02-26-2009, 12:12 PM	#7
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Would you try human flesh? If it was a survival situation and someone in my party died and I had the means to cook them in order to live. Yes. If I was out would I order a double quarter pounder with human meat, hold the mustard. No.

02-26-2009, 12:14 PM	#8
Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,889 Trading: (6)	Re: Would you try human flesh? No, I'm really trying to keep my cholesterol down.

02-26-2009, 12:14 PM	#9
Kreth Ronin smoker Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: Oneonta, NY Posts: 3,620 Trading: (14)	Re: Would you try human flesh? Is this organic human flesh?

02-26-2009, 12:16 PM	#10
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Would you try human flesh? Was it from the internet or a B&M? __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

02-26-2009, 12:16 PM	#11
Volt I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,799 Trading: (19)	Re: Would you try human flesh? Mmmm been playing to much L4D lately? __________________ Curing the infection... One bullet at a time.

02-26-2009, 12:17 PM	#13
Volusianator Bikes, Babes & Cigars! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Wade Location: Green Bay, WI Posts: 1,438 Trading: (17)	Re: Would you try human flesh? Only if it was barbecued. __________________ Overtime pays more because of what you're missing, money isn't everything.

02-26-2009, 12:19 PM	#14
Drat Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Would you try human flesh? Smoked for 18 hours at 195 degrees with 20 lbs of hickory chunks? Depends upon the rub!

02-26-2009, 12:20 PM	#15
DrDubzz Formerly RX2010 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Virginia Posts: 2,201 Trading: (34)	Re: Would you try human flesh? no wai!

02-26-2009, 12:21 PM	#16
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: Would you try human flesh? I already did and it tastes like chicken.

02-26-2009, 12:25 PM	#18
bobarian Cranky Habanophile Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wine Country Posts: 8,869 Trading: (51)	Re: Would you try human flesh? I am sorry, but you actually thought this would make a good poll????

02-26-2009, 12:28 PM	#19
yellowgoat Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Would you try human flesh? YUMMY!!!! My favorite treat!! Medium rare with some grilled onions. It's whats for dinner! Human,The other red meat! I think I would if I had to survive in a post apocalyptic setting.

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