Down on the farm

Col. Kurtz · 10-20-2011, 09:28 AM

Too good not to pass along...

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap
in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front
of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides
off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his
overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya
doing, Billy Bob?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an
obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom
d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to
a tractor."

(Don't make me come splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.)

Fordman4ever · 10-20-2011, 09:38 AM

Thats awesome.

kelmac07 · 10-20-2011, 10:30 AM

sevans105 · 10-20-2011, 10:34 AM

Too funny. I'm stealing that for our television program.

Skywalker · 10-20-2011, 12:53 PM

Jerry!!!

Mikess · 10-20-2011, 02:43 PM

DMK · 10-20-2011, 02:50 PM

I don't care who you are.... that there is funny.

10-20-2011, 03:00 PM

Groan..... a redneck pun.

Steve · 10-20-2011, 03:18 PM

And Larry, I DID NOT send that to him!

Ogre · 10-20-2011, 05:14 PM

Steve, you know me all to well. That is right up your line!!!

Mr B · 10-20-2011, 05:18 PM

Git R Dun!!!!

Steve · 10-20-2011, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

Steve, you know me all to well. That is right up your line!!!

Silound · 10-20-2011, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B

Git R Dun!!!!

Did he just say "Git 'er done!" UN-ironically!?

I do DE-clare, I must be havin' a DREAD-ful case of the VAY-pors!

deadrise · 10-20-2011, 10:00 PM

hahahah funny stuff

10-20-2011, 09:28 AM	#1
Col. Kurtz Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jerry Location: South Appleton Posts: 1,839 Trading: (26)	Down on the farm Too good not to pass along... Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob?" "Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor." (Don't make me come splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.) __________________ Artillery Lends Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be a Vulgar Brawl

10-20-2011, 09:38 AM	#2
Fordman4ever Redneck driving a ricer!! Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Earl Location: A place too cold to smoke outside Posts: 2,508 Trading: (26)	Re: Down on the farm Thats awesome.

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kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Down on the farm __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-20-2011, 10:34 AM	#4
sevans105 Alpha Zombie Wolf "Sceve" Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Scott Location: Southern Minnesota Posts: 1,786 Trading: (30)	Re: Down on the farm Too funny. I'm stealing that for our television program. __________________

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Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Down on the farm Jerry!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

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DMK S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Darryl Location: Hamilton, ON. Canada. Posts: 2,743 Trading: (86)	Re: Down on the farm I don't care who you are.... that there is funny. __________________ Darryl, SOB...

10-20-2011, 03:00 PM	#8
BC-Axeman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Down on the farm Groan..... a redneck pun.

10-20-2011, 03:18 PM	#9
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deadrise The Manhattan Project Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Jason Location: Reedville Virginia Posts: 1,001 Trading: (24)	Re: Down on the farm hahahah funny stuff __________________