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05-11-2009, 12:22 PM | #101 |
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05-12-2009, 11:11 AM | #102 |
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(978): i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
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05-12-2009, 11:14 AM | #103 |
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(440): thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
(216): ... about that ...
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05-12-2009, 11:18 AM | #104 |
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(918): Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
(918): And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
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05-12-2009, 02:07 PM | #107 | |
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05-14-2009, 08:45 AM | #108 |
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05-17-2009, 08:15 PM | #109 |
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(317): I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
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05-17-2009, 08:16 PM | #110 |
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05-17-2009, 08:17 PM | #111 |
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Nice review.
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05-17-2009, 08:30 PM | #112 |
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(208): Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I wonder if Advil PM works as well
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05-17-2009, 08:38 PM | #113 |
Feeling at Home
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(631): dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
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05-17-2009, 10:06 PM | #114 |
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(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my ****s into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
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05-21-2009, 10:43 AM | #115 |
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(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian |
05-21-2009, 12:54 PM | #116 |
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(425): my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
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05-21-2009, 12:57 PM | #117 |
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(301): He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Hahahah too damn funny
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05-21-2009, 01:12 PM | #119 |
I'm nuts for the place
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(609): ignore voicemail. the **** hath been unblocked.
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05-21-2009, 01:28 PM | #120 |
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(312): dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
(847): details on that. (312): well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
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