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Old 04-15-2021, 09:20 AM   #1
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The zipper on my jeans came off just before I was about to get on the plane to go on vacation and the airline wouldn't board me.
They said I was on the no fly list.
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Old 04-15-2021, 09:30 AM   #2
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Maybe your cockpit wasn't big enough?
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Old 04-15-2021, 12:09 PM   #4
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That's a "dad" joke, bad...
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I am a dad and grandad, Todd.
As for the cockpit...the pit part was too small, therefore the **** part was....well?
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