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Old 11-23-2009, 02:50 PM   #1
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Default Earth destroyed, Martian questioned

I read it on the internet, so it must be true!

http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2009/11...an-questioned/

In a stunning piece of astronomical news, the planet Sol III — better known as “Earth” — has been completely obliterated. In connection with this sudden catastrophe, authorities have questioned a resident of neighboring planet Sol IV (Mars), who is known to have made threats against Earth in the past. This questioning is thought by many to be a formality, as most sources indicate that the destruction was caused by a foolhardy group of scientists in central Europe.

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Old 11-23-2009, 03:01 PM   #2
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lol.... I was actually thinking that today when they said they were going to up power to 5TeV by the end of next year!
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Old 11-23-2009, 04:09 PM   #3
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I got your Higgs boson right here.
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Old 11-23-2009, 05:09 PM   #4
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R.I.P. Sol III
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