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Old 01-08-2017, 03:50 PM   #461
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The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All 'round the town

The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish
All 'round the town

The driver on the bus goes 'move on back'
Move on back
Move on back
The driver on the bus goes 'move on back'
All 'round the town

The people on the bus go up and down
Up and down
Up and down
The people on the bus go up and down
All 'round the town

The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep
All 'round the town
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Old 01-09-2017, 02:22 AM   #462
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Away from Mississippi’s vale

With my ole hat there for a sail

I crossed upon a cotton bale

To the Rose of Alabamy.

Oh brown Rosey,

Rose of Alabamy,

The sweet tobacco posey

Is the Rose of Alabamy.




The river rolled, the crickets sang,

The lightnin’ bug he flashed his wing,

And like a rope my arms I fling

‘Round Rose of Alabamy.

Oh, brown Rosey,

Rose of Alabamy,

The sweet tobacco posey

Is the Rose of Alabamy.
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Old 01-09-2017, 09:29 AM   #463
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Oh man, that triggered one for me, Tom. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band time

Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills
Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top
Ain't no telephone bills
Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half bear, other half cat
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop
I still dream about that

Rocky Top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee

Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top
Lookin' for a moonshine still
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top
Reckon they never will
Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top
Dirt's too rocky by far
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top
Get their corn from a jar

Rocky Top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee

I've had years of cramped-up city life
Trapped like a duck in a pen
All I know is it's a pity life
Can't be simple again

Rocky Top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee
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Old 01-30-2017, 01:09 PM   #464
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In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
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Old 02-07-2017, 06:35 PM   #465
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“Hello darkness my old friend… I’ve come to piss at 3 AM…”
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Old 02-08-2017, 09:12 AM   #466
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Let's pee in the corner....let's pee in the spotlight!
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Old 02-08-2017, 10:15 AM   #467
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“Hello darkness my old friend… I’ve come to piss at 3 AM…”
And my bladder is slowly dripping
Left a stain upon the satin sheets
And a vision of even worse went through my brain
Echo the sound of arthritis
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Old 02-08-2017, 10:23 AM   #468
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The old guys are rollin'!
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Old 02-08-2017, 05:05 PM   #469
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There seems to be a higher level of incontinence than I had hoped for.

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Old 02-08-2017, 06:53 PM   #470
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I thought this thread was musical but not all about The Wiz.
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Old 09-29-2017, 11:04 AM   #471
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I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
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Old 09-29-2017, 11:42 AM   #472
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I've got my clipboard, text books
Lead me to the station
Yeah, I'm off to the civil war
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Old 09-29-2017, 06:14 PM   #473
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We're white punks on dope
Mom & dad live in Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope....
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Old 09-29-2017, 07:36 PM   #474
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Do you really think I care
What you eat or what you wear
Won't you join together with the band
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Old 11-25-2017, 10:01 AM   #475
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Good morning, America, how are you
Don't you know me, I'm your native son
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