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Old 04-26-2014, 05:25 PM   #1
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Kinda a stressful afternoon, so I decided something silly would be appropriate.

I'm going to post part of a song lyric. If you recognize it DO NOT REVEAL THE SONG! Instead, post if it gave you an earworm and then post your own lyric. Multiple people can answer the same lyric and more than one lyric can be in play at any one time. The only rule is not to reveal the song and post only after you figure out the lyric.

Okay, here goes:

You gotta watch your step
When you know the chips are down
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Old 04-26-2014, 07:38 PM   #2
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She was hot on the trail...
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Old 04-30-2014, 05:20 PM   #3
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She was hot on the trail...
NICE! Now I've got it stuck in my head



Here's my entry:

"The grass was greener. The light was brighter. With friends surrounded. The nights of wonder."
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Old 04-28-2014, 08:35 AM   #4
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You gotta watch your step
When you know the chips are down
No clue....but it gave me an earworm from a song that doesn't have those lyrics....lol

"You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder.
You know it's going to get harder, and harder, and harder as you get older."
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Old 04-30-2014, 11:24 AM   #5
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Today's earworm is dedicated to my co-workers...almost all of them
Popped into my head a little while ago and will NOT leave me alone:


"I used to be disgusted. Now, I try to be amused."
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Old 04-30-2014, 01:41 PM   #6
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"I used to be disgusted. Now, I try to be amused."
This one put another by this artist in my ear:

"Now it's my turn to talk and your turn to think
Your turn to buy and my turn to drink
Your turn to cry and my turn to sink down in the Blue Chair"
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Old 04-30-2014, 11:53 AM   #7
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...you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind, hey...

Good luck getting this bastige out of your head!
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Old 04-30-2014, 11:56 AM   #8
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wth....rather sadistic, don't ya think?
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Old 04-30-2014, 02:08 PM   #9
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I'm good with bouncing across most of his library via earworms --- rather enjoying it...at the moment it's
"I know
this world
is killing
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Old 04-30-2014, 02:15 PM   #10
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Vin's reminded me of this one...

"I read a lot of books wrote a few songs, looked at my life, where's going, where its gone. I've seen the world through a bus windshield, but nothing compares to the way that I see it when I sit in that old blue chair."
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Old 04-30-2014, 03:02 PM   #11
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"You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away"
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Old 04-30-2014, 05:16 PM   #12
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Tequila!!


That's all the lyrics I remember.
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Old 04-30-2014, 06:56 PM   #13
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Walkin' on sunshine, hey!
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Charles in charge, of our days...
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Old 05-02-2014, 05:12 AM   #15
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Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human, too?
I'm gonna marry her anyway.
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Hammer Time!
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Old 05-02-2014, 10:35 AM   #17
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Hammer Time!
Oh, that's just mean. I need eye bleach now!

Fight fire with fire:

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Bless my homeland forever
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A Sailor went to Sea sea sea...
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Oh, that's just mean. I need eye bleach now!

Fight fire with fire:

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Bless my homeland forever
Except I sing it in German!
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Riders on the Storm.....
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