Limerick Thread! - Page 98

Gophernut · 04-12-2011, 03:31 PM

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I once spend a weekend in jail,

My Grammer would not post bail,

And what rhymes with Florida?

icehog3 · 04-12-2011, 05:05 PM

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I once spend a weekend in jail,

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My Grammer would not post bail,

So I sat and I stewed,

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And what rhymes with Florida?

I dunno, Be creative....."bored ya"?

Stephen · 04-12-2011, 05:05 PM

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I once spend a weekend in jail,

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My Grammer would not post bail,

So I kept my keister against the wall,

icehog3 · 04-12-2011, 05:17 PM

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I once spend a weekend in jail,

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My Grammer would not post bail,

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So I sat and I stewed,

No skipping allowed.

Stephen · 04-12-2011, 05:19 PM

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No skipping allowed.

They were posted at the same time...

Stephen · 04-12-2011, 05:23 PM

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I once spend a weekend in jail,

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My Grammer would not post bail,

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So I sat and I stewed,

Tried to avoid anything lewd,

Gophernut · 04-12-2011, 05:46 PM

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I once spend a weekend in jail,

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My Grammer would not post bail,

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So I sat and I stewed,

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Tried to avoid anything lewd,

And prayed no one wanted my tail.

Gophernut · 04-12-2011, 05:47 PM

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Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,

Fordman4ever · 04-12-2011, 09:07 PM

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Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,

cause I rarely have the thyme,

Stephen · 04-13-2011, 04:52 AM

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Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,

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cause I rarely have the thyme,

Or other spices to make a nice marinara sauce

Gophernut · 04-13-2011, 10:01 AM

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Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,

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cause I rarely have the thyme,

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Or other spices to make a nice marinara sauce

So this batch I will have to toss,

icehog3 · 04-13-2011, 10:50 AM

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Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,

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cause I rarely have the thyme,

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Or other spices to make a nice marinara sauce

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So this batch I will have to toss,

'Cause eating this crap is a cryme.

icehog3 · 04-13-2011, 10:50 AM

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I hope that this doesn't sound rude,

Gophernut · 04-13-2011, 10:52 AM

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I hope that this doesn't sound rude,

But I think your girlfriend is a dude,

icehog3 · 04-13-2011, 11:00 AM

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I hope that this doesn't sound rude,

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But I think your girlfriend is a dude,

It's that huge Adam's apple,

Brutus2600 · 04-13-2011, 11:16 AM

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I hope that this doesn't sound rude,

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But I think your girlfriend is a dude,

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It's that huge Adam's apple,

And with wrestlers she'll grapple,

Gophernut · 04-13-2011, 12:44 PM

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I hope that this doesn't sound rude,

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But I think your girlfriend is a dude,

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It's that huge Adam's apple,

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And with wrestlers she'll grapple,

And she keeps adjusting her junk, that's crude.

Gophernut · 04-13-2011, 12:44 PM

I should probably have said this before,

Fordman4ever · 04-13-2011, 03:59 PM

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I should probably have said this before,

The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)

icehog3 · 04-13-2011, 04:50 PM

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I should probably have said this before,

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The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)

She blabbers and yaps,

04-12-2011, 05:47 PM	#1948
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04-13-2011, 12:44 PM	#1958
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! I should probably have said this before, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson